Standard Glass

Seattle-based Standard Glass makes but one thing — a single dildo that doesn’t have a standardized name, color, or size. It can be found at Babeland and She Bop.

Review: Candy-Colored Standard Glass Dildo

Review: Candy-Colored Standard Glass Dildo

I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy ones, swirled ones, tiny ones, pointy ones, curved ones, bulbed ones, and even one with terrifying spikes on it. The last frontier was “juicer”-style dildos, so I tried two of those. Done with that conquest, I sorta ran out of ideas. And desire. After some time away from glass, I recently returned to an old haunt: the Candy-Colored Standard Glass Dildo. This is one of those toys that fledgling sex toy reviewers drool all over. I mean, this picture of all the different colors is like sex toy reviewer porn. I distinctly remember thinking, damn, I’ll never be able to get that . . . read more

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