About
Contact
- Advertising
- Consulting

Reviews
Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?
Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo
Sex blogger field notes: audio journal
Sex toys getting me through the pandemic
Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X
Guides
Guides
Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator
Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys
Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018
How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)
Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide
Banter
Banter
Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective
Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday
Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?
Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo
Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking
New here?
Toybox
All-time faves
Buy toys
Buy toys
Epiphora-approved sex toy shops
Sex toy sales, deals, and promos
Epiphora-approved porn
FAQ
Random

condoms

Latest

Latest
Oldest
Random
A to Z

Unique Condom

Sex Toy Reviews

Review: Unique Condom

January 29, 2014

Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...

Latest posts

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

Recent comments

Greatest Hits

LELO Mona Wave rechargeable G-spot vibrator on a rainy cement surface.

Review: Mona Wave

Pop Shot: Beer Lube

Dame Products Eva "hands-free" "couples" wearable vibrator standing up like a creepy bug.

Review: Dame Eva

LELO Pino... a cock ring "exclusively for bankers"

Um, No: Pino

Review: Turn Me On Vibrating Panties

Blog sponsors

Tescort.com · Wholesale Sex Toys · Best Sex Dolls · Best Sex Doll Torso at Idolsdoll.com · sexy toy factory · Wholesale Silicone Sex Toys & Custom Sex Dolls

About
Contact
Advertise with me
Consulting
Sex Blogging Course
Accessibility & Privacy

Subscribe

© Hey Epiphora. Don't steal. Ask if you're not sure. [Accessibility & Privacy Policy.]

Latest posts
Reviews
Guides
Banter
New here?
Toybox
All-time faves
Buy toys
FAQ
Random
About
Contact
- Advertising
- Consulting

Subscribe

Start typing to see results or hit ESC to close

snark level: high vibrator reviews squirting

See all results