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Kimberly Kane

Kimberly Kane is an amazing pornstar whom I highly respect. She’s beautiful, and her performances are always real and top-notch. She is also a porn director, she totally rocks at it.

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Jack-off Journal #20

October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
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It's exactly what you'd expect. A DVD in the mail in a sleeve.
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The Netflix of porn

I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
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Justine Joli and Claire Adams fucking, with rose petals scattered around and on them.
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Jack-off Journal #11

August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
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Huge puddle of ejaculate on the Throe after using the Beyond 3.
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Jack-off Journal #6

March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
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DVD cover of Nostalgia, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Nostalgia

Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden...
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Review: Content

Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
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Review: Finger Licking Good 6

Genre: LesbianDirector: Mike QuasarLength: 2 hours, 7 minutesCast: Jana Jordan, Sophia Santi, Erin Avery, Georgia Jones, Sochee Mala, Kimberly Kane,...
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Review: Live In My Secrets

I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...
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Jack-off Journal #16

January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...
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Porn, degradation, and Khan Tusion

When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
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Review: My Own Master

There is something about Kimberly Kane’s brain that I really like. My Own Master, her latest directorial movie, reminds me...
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Courtney Trouble, nude, in a black and white shot showing off their high heel tattoo.
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 3

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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Dude in The King of Coochie 4 making quite the snarling face while fucking Sunny Lane.
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Jack-off Journal #2

November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
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Review: Hardcore Circus

A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno, which is why I was half-expecting the scenery...
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Review: Girls Girls Girls II

Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
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Review: Star 69: Threesomes

Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
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Review: Fascinator Shag Throw

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Review: Ora 2

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