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Their actual wand vibrators are bad. Their stainless steel toys are derivative but undeniably pleasurable.

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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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The Sybian... and packing materials.

Today in my life… a stranger on the internet gifted me a Sybian

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My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

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