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She Wouldn’t Fuck You!

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Badly-designed web ad which reads, "She Wouldn't Fuck You! You Can Change That: Follow 2 Easy Rules, Get Ripped in 4 Weeks!"
Um…

Dear this spammy ad’s target audience:

I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea…

Have a large cock.

Be able to get hard within seconds.

Be able to resist orgasm for hours.

Move to L.A.

Somehow become a super famous pornstar.

…then, maybe, she will fuck you.