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Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator on a slab of white marble.
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Review: Stronic G

Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.
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How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
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Ask Piph #6: Pure Wand edition

Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t...
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Jopen Key Comet G Wand dildo balanced on top of a heart-shaped bowl, courtesy of Alex.
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Guest Review: Comet G Wand

Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
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HELLO MY SWEET. The Comet G Wand lying on a colorful striped platter.
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Review: Comet G Wand

It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
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Crystal Delights Crystal Twist swirly glass dildo on my porch.
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Review: Crystal Twist

You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
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Ophoria Beyond 3 dildo on a wooden floor.
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Review: Beyond 3

I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
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A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.
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A decade of sex blogging

The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
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Scare-tactic G-spot headlines complete with stock photos of women and feet.
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An abridged guide to decoding horseshit articles about the G-spot

Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
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Stronic Eins and the best ever tea towel, which reads "MASTURBATION: NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT" with a bunch of euphemisms in a circle around it.
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Review: Stronic Eins

There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
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G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop all wrapped up on each end... like a lollipop. I guess?
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Review: J-Pop

The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
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Close-up of my quote in the book, about squirting with the Pure Wand.
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Review: The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation

It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three...
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Review: Mustang

Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
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Review: Curve

The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
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Friends who have sex with each other

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The 2 weeks of my sex life I lost to Zoloft

Revel Body sonic vibrator... plus jump drive and "competitor model."

Review: Revel Body

A sex blogger's desk: dildos, coffee, laptop, etc.

The Coming Out Interviews, pt. 2: Mom, I’m a sex blogger

We-Vibe Tango Glow (pink) and Dusk (gray-blue) Pleasure Mate Collection

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