Luz de la Riva Parda dildo, a C-shaped dildo made of volcanic ash stone.

Hell Yes: Luz de la Riva Parda dildo

Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime, though it probably never will.

That is the Luz de la Riva Parda dildo. All my sex toys, even the really cool ones, look like amateurs in comparison. The end.

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