There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
