Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...