The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
