The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital... Keep Reading
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me... Keep Reading
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS... Keep Reading
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things... Keep Reading
Here are my standards for lube: That it not smell like a sanitary pad or like Nickelodeon Gak That it not... Keep Reading
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound... Keep Reading
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a... Keep Reading
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand... Keep Reading
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,... Keep Reading
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is... Keep Reading
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions... Keep Reading
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking.... Keep Reading
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very... Keep Reading
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,... Keep Reading
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was... Keep Reading
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory... Keep Reading