I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...