Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
