In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
