IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,... Keep Reading
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my... Keep Reading
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throe.... Keep Reading
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her... Keep Reading
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,... Keep Reading
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of... Keep Reading
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing... Keep Reading
Here are my standards for lube: That it not smell like a sanitary pad or like Nickelodeon Gak That it not... Keep Reading
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,... Keep Reading
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was... Keep Reading
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole... Keep Reading
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to... Keep Reading
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes... Keep Reading
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right.... Keep Reading
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use... Keep Reading
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking.... Keep Reading
