The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
