In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
