The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
...I wiped my juices off the Motion and turned it around to use the large end. That was a treat as well; it filled me up very nicely. Then I tried the Revolve. I began with the smaller end, and unfortunately, I was not particularly impressed. The bulbs were too...
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
