The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...















