The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.
Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
EdenFantasys was the first online sex shop I reviewed for, before they banned me in 2010.
Unfortunately they got to the top by manipulating Google, treating their employees like shit, and banning people who won’t blow smoke up their asses, all while cultivating an atmosphere of incredibly fake “positivity” which has caused many members to leave. Also, there are reports of them sending out used sex toys.