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Their actual wand vibrators are bad. Their stainless steel toys are derivative but undeniably pleasurable.

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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
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