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TPE stands for “thermoplastic elastomer.” It is a porous material, but not a particularly unsafe one.

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Review: Queen Bee

Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
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LELO’s Bo: cock ring of the future?

I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
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Review: Better than Chocolate

Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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