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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective
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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
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Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!
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Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
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Review: Caress

It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
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Two Fleshlights (with vulvas) side by side, with a vibe on each clit.
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Buzzy vs. rumbly vibrators: SEE & DISCERN the difference!

“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words,...
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Me and Sandra from SheVibe, giggling in a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper.
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Sex toy video chat with Sandra from SheVibe and Epiphora!

Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
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Bubble Love pleasure jet and Dilly dildo attachment on an old boat dock.
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Review: Bubble Love

I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
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My phone filming the Vibratex Princessa on my not-at-all-staged charging station.
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April Fool’s wrap-up (+ bloopers!)

Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
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iGino partying with a tequila shot,.
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Review: iGino One

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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.
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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
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Review: OhMyG

It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
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Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.
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Review: Volta

I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
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Graphic showing me and Sid from the video, plus a shot of me suctioning skin on my hand, and a photo of the clit pump itself.
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Video review: a trans + cis conversation on clit pumps

Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
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Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).
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Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
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Me holding a copy of Best Sex Writing of the Year, Vol. 1
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I’m published in Best Sex Writing of the Year, Volume 1!

It’s still surreal to say. I’m published. My name. Epiphora. On the pages of a book. Followed by my words —...
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Me in my Princessa video review
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Video review: Princessa

In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
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Review: FYN Big Foot case

It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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My Celebrator oscillating toothbrush vibrator on a vintage floral patterned surface.

Review: My Celebrator

Typewriter, cup of pens, and some sex books. The sparkly "Epiphora" drink cozy on the cup was a gift from Bianca (TheVenusEmporium on Etsy). The other side has a vulva on it!

A sex blogger by any other name

Review: Turn Me On Vibrating Panties

Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness as modeled by the lovely Penny and Bex.

Review: Joque harness

Clandestine Devices Mimic vibrator on an ancient-looking egg scale. The cons outweigh the pros.

Anatomy of a negative sex toy review (or: the Mimic)

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