Oct 012012

I’m doing something nuts, peeps. I’m starting a newsletter. You may have heard little rumblings about this on Twitter, but I figured an actual announcement might be a good idea. Besides, I thought of a way to bribe you into subscribing: I’m going to give away a sex toy to one random subscriber! As to ~build suspense~, I won’t tell you which toy or when you have to subscribe by. But someone will win, and the only way to win is to subscribe.

Other than a potential free sex toy, one good reason to subscribe would be if you don’t follow RSS feeds and don’t want to get emails each time I update, as the Snark Digest (which will come out once a month, mid-month or so) will include a round-up of my latest posts. But it will also include EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!, such as upcoming sex toy news, Toy of the Month, links I’ve loved/abhorred, and my personal favorite, Stupidest Email of the Month. How will I ever choose just one?

I’m not exactly sure where I’m going with this (and suggestions are very much welcome!), but I’m excited. There is something thrilling and old school about newsletters. Did any of you ever subscribe to zines on AOL back in the day? I used to run one of those, and I can still taste the sweet, sweet webdings. I’m looking forward to doing that again… minus the webdings. And teenage angst.

Into the great wide open, y’all. I’m learning to fly (but I ain’t got wings). Join me and maybe win a sex toy?!

  • smiolo

    you are so cool, I just found your site a couple of weeks ago while I was browsing for a couple of toys for my girlfriend and I just had to read all of your posts…yesterday I also noticed you have a mailing list so I immediately subscribed, would like more reviews written by you about the adventures of your boyfriend with toys :))

  • I totally RSS email follow stupid feedburner I’ve abandoned that too but I can’t figure out mailchimp. I stalk thee on the chimp now too maybe one day I’ll figure it out and can add it to my own blog then

  • Thanks! Man, I try to get my boyfriend interested in trying new toys, but he just isn’t. He is completely unlike me… he finds one thing he likes (the Fleshlight), and doesn’t see the point of trying more. I will wheedle him, but no promises…

  • smiolo

    yeah ok and can hardly wait on `lelo’s luna beads mini` and maybe the `ina 2` reviews (btw these are the toys I got her) seems that the minis are a bit louder, but I’d like to hear your professional opinion… also I see your tactic worked from 20+ subscribers yesterday to 160+ today… not bad 😀

  • I don’t have the Ina 2, but I do have the Mona 2. You’re right that the Luna Beads Mini are louder. And yeah, holy crap, I wasn’t expecting such a jump!

  • nilla

    🙂 I’ll look forward to my fix of epiphora’s newsletter just as I do every post…love your style, woman! Hugs and kudos for your new (ad)venture!


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