This is the first installment of a new feature called “Um, No,” which will feature toys and other tidbits that are “WTF” and “LOL” worthy. Pocket pussies are some of the most hilarious and horrifying offenders, so I thought it only fitting that I begin with one.
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing, the first ever conjoined twin fucktoy.
Can I get a whoop whoop for symmetrical pussies and asses? And dog-bone-shaped CyberSkin? And finger holes?