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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.

Sex toys getting me through the pandemic
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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
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Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators
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Review: Dame Kip and Pom

Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
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The Vibratex Magic Wand Plus corded vibrator dangling in front of a green plant.
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Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Plus

There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
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Tantus Magma, Tantus Splash, Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish, and Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 lying on colorful striped canvas.
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Review: Jellyfish 2.0 + Magma

Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
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Uberrime Helios Sun God and Splendid silicone dildos standing on a table, casting a reflection.
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Review: Uberrime dildos (Splendid + Helios Sun God)

When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
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Tickler Toyfriend Smooth Operators Classy, Choosy, and Snazzy embedded in the snow, with little bits of grass poking out.
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Review: Smooth Operators (Snazzy, Choosy, and Classy)

Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
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Zumio X rechargeable clitoral vibrator, on a colorful striped blanket.
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Review: Zumio X

When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
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(Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator on a fuzzy blanket.
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A trans woman’s orgasm savior: the (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable

The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
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Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
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Warm Touch automatic warming lube dispenser standing upright and continuously dispensing, next to a lamp that resembles anal beads, and my cat on the bed.
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Review: Warm Touch warming lube dispenser

The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
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BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy rechargeable G-spot vibrator lying on some soft grey fur.
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Review: Sassy

I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
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Je Joue Rabbit Bullet and G-Spot Bullet vibrators on a table next to a large golden fish sculpture.
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Review: Je Joue Bullets (Rabbit + G-Spot)

The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
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Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.
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Review: Volta

I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
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SenseMax SenseVibe rechargeable dual vibrator next to a burnt yellow fuzzy scarf.
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Review: SenseVibe

The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
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Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator on a slab of white marble.
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Review: Stronic G

Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
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We-Vibe Rave rechargeable app-compatible G-spot vibrator on a reflective table.
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Review: Rave

It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
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Review: OhMyG

My Celebrator oscillating toothbrush vibrator on a vintage floral patterned surface.

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The Sybian... and packing materials.

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Fun Toys G-Vibe, a purple dildo with a split shape, creepin' on the neighbors through the blinds.

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