My contest for two glorious glass dildos from RubyGlass21 has come to a close, and I was delighted with the level of participation and thoughtfulness of the entries. I must share some with you all before I announce the winners… My first question to entrants was, “If you were to open your own sex toy shop, what would you call it and why?” This garnered some pretty fabulous toy shop names. Juliet Burgess proposed The Feelies (an allusion to the novel Brave New World), while Kiya came up with Proclivity (“natural inclination”), Lady Alexandria with Catalyst, and Purple-Foxglove with Jouets D’Orgasme (“orgasm toys”). My second question was, “Name one post/review on Hey Epiphora that you appreciated/enjoyed, and explain why.” Overwhelmingly, . . . read more

Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks of RubyGlass21. And because my last contest for an equally sexy glass dildo from RubyGlass21 was such a success, they are letting me give away a Vortex and a Pleasure Wand to my awesome readers. Having the pleasure to try these dildos, I can report that they are both great. The Pleasure Wand, although it is only 1″ in diameter, hits my G-spot with ridiculous accuracy — no matter which end I’m using. Its small diameter also means that insertion and thrusting are never uncomfortable. It is abnormal for me to trust a G-spot toy with my boyfriend, but he had . . . read more

My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a close, and I must say, it was a resounding success. In all, my followers tweeted about the contest (or wrote a blog post about it) 562 times over 22 days, so about 25.5 times per day. You guys definitely kept me on my toes with my list of entries! I threw the very long list of entries into the List Randomizer (man, I love the internet), and the winner is… Kenzie20! I can’t say I’m surprised — she has been fervently retweeting the contest almost every day since she learned about it. The odds were in her favor. Congratulations, Kenzie, and I expect at least . . . read more

In celebration of my graduation and my leap back into reviewing and blogging, I am excited to announce a bumpy giveaway. The wonderful Domina Doll and SexToy helped procure a prize for me: a set of two glass dildos made by RubyGlass21! This is called the Pure Package; it includes a straight four-inch dildo for kegels, and a seven-inch curved dildo for G-spot action. Although I have never tried these dildos (they are actually brand new), my favorite glass dildo looks creepily similar. Bumpy dildos are definitely their own breed, and some people are overwhelmed by the sensation of the bumps — but I think it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I have been wanting to do a giveaway . . . read more