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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.

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Review: Prism V

There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
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The simplehuman Sensor Pump on my nightstand, squirting lube onto my Pure Wand.
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Review: Automatic lube dispenser

Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
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L'Amourose Rosa and Rosa Rouge vibrators in a windowsill.
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Review: Rosa and Rosa Rouge

It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
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Me holding the Diva Cup silicone menstrual cup, with appropriately blood-colored polish on my fingernails.
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Review: Diva Cup

The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
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Crystal Delights Ash Girl glass dildo
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Review: The Ash Girl

I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
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Jopen Key Comet II Wand (bottom) with Comet G Wand in the snow.
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Review: Comet II Wand

Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
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Eroscillator Top Deluxe and Eroscillator 2 Plus next to each other on the floor.
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Eroscillator 2 Plus vs. Top Deluxe: is 35% more power worth $55 more?

For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
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HELLO MY SWEET. The Comet G Wand lying on a colorful striped platter.
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Review: Comet G Wand

It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
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Doxy Don and Doxy Die Cast on a desk. The Nuzzle Tip attachment is on the Doxy Die Cast's head.
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Review: Doxy Massager (Die Cast) and The Don

Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
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LELO Siri 2 vibrator on top of a bunch of sun-bleached rocks.
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Review: Siri 2

FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
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Hitachi Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator on a zig-zag-patterned rainbow crocheted blanket.
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Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable

IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
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We-Vibe Tango Glow (pink) and Dusk (gray-blue) Pleasure Mate Collection
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Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
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The LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator in three colors: purple, red, and cerise (pink), lying on a cream-colored knit fabric.
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I got back-ups of my favorite vibrator and life is perfect

I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
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Hitachi Magic Wand Original and its box, on a hardwood floor.
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Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Original

I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
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Stronic Eins and the best ever tea towel, which reads "MASTURBATION: NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT" with a bunch of euphemisms in a circle around it.
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Review: Stronic Eins

There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
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Bottles of Sliquid lined up: Sliquid Sea, Organics Gel, and Sassy.
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My favorite lube? Sliquid anything

Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
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The Sybian... and packing materials.

Today in my life… a stranger on the internet gifted me a Sybian

njoy Pure Wand stainless steel G-spot dildo on a painting of the ocean waves.

My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

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Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.

Review: Volta

G-Spot Rx vibrator, a rabbit-style vibe in clinical blue, with a strange little rub on the shaft that rocks back and forth.

The world’s FIRST and only REAL G-spot toy! Ever!!!

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