The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a... Keep Reading
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to... Keep Reading
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of... Keep Reading
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,... Keep Reading
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on... Keep Reading
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I... Keep Reading
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the... Keep Reading
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat... Keep Reading
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throe is my third Liberator Throe. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have... Keep Reading
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco... Keep Reading
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that... Keep Reading
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company... Keep Reading
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a... Keep Reading
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right.... Keep Reading
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping.... Keep Reading
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound... Keep Reading
