Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep...