Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in...
...As we walk up the stairs into the Kink.com Armory, a horde of skateboarding stoners asks, “hey, are you guys models?!” When we don’t reply, they yell, “YOU ARE, AREN’T YOU!?” The tour guide shows us a padded cell, interrogation room, slaughterhouse, kitchen complete with fake food, bathroom, doctor’s office, gym where they...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
It’s hard to describe Liberator shapes to people. The word “shape” doesn’t exactly evoke much, so sometimes you have to resort...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep...
Since falling for the Fleshlight, my boyfriend has had a distinct distaste for strokers that feel — as he puts it...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
