poll

Poll: Which toys should I try?

Poll: Which toys should I try?

It’s been a while since I sat down and scouted out new sex toys to review. Usually I grab items as they’re released, like the new We-Vibe Wish that just came in the mail. But as my list of “to review” items dwindles, I decided it would be a good idea to get more stuff — so I can start testing it all! Thus far I’ve narrowed it down to these 20 products. But half the fun of reviewing is fulfilling your desires, so I would like you to vote on your top choices. Some of these are toys I already own, some I’d need to acquire, and at least one may be near-impossible to get, but like… RUMBLE SEAT, GUYS. You can . . . read more

Should I change my slogan?

Should I change my slogan?

There are a lot of things about this blog that were decided on a whim. For instance, the domain name. I don’t like it because it’s hard to spell, but it was the only thing I could fit my pseudonym into. I’m really bad at naming things (except cats — I’m awesome at that). I’m also a bit afraid of change, as evidenced by my extremely outdated avatar. I was never a big fan of my slogan (“Conquering the world one sex toy at a time”), either. It was just something I tossed together. But I’ve kept it because I never thought of anything better. The other night, out of nowhere, a new idea for a slogan popped into my . . . read more

Poll: What should I post next?

Poll: What should I post next?

People! Friends! I’m finally back! I am now with a different host and hopefully should have very little or no downtime to speak of from now on. I have quite a few posts/reviews in the works right now, so I thought I’d have a little poll to see what you guys are interested in reading the most. You may choose up to 3 of the options. Vote! Poll is now closed. Here are the results:

Vote for the Pure Wand winner!

Vote for the Pure Wand winner!

A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?. I decided to make the contest a somewhat complicated one, to befit the majesty that is the Njoy Pure Wand. I asked entrants to tell me what they would do for a Pure Wand, then I chose my six favorite entry ideas. After a grueling two week wait, four of the six entrants have followed through on their promises and submitted their entries for your voting pleasure. Entrants: you can certainly direct others to this poll and prod them to vote, but please don’t rally votes for yourself. If I see you swaying people to vote a certain way, I will have . . . read more

d
c