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Hell Yes: Fucking Sculptures

Glass dildos by Fucking Sculptures: G-Spoon, Corkscrew, Two-Cumber, Hooded Nun.

These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a lot. Fucking Sculptures is a brand new (seriously, their launch party was on December 23 and included glassblowing, burlesque, and pizza — why wasn’t I there?!) glass dildo company based in Berkeley, California.

Their dildos are called G-Spoon, Corkscrew, Two-Cumber, Hooded Nun, and Pussywillow, and lo! They are not rip-offs of toys that have come before! Believe it, my friends!

Like the Candy-Colored Glass Dildo, these are handcrafted and made of soda lime glass (not borosilicate). The colors are muted, which works well for the lovely shapes they’ve chosen. I’m pretty sure I need the G-Spoon in me. This instant. And the Corkscrew looks like a scorpion tail — but I kind of want it too.

We always need more handmade glass dildos in the world to counter the mass-produced, blister pack sadness of the glass put forth by companies like Pipedream and SpartacusCrystal Delights, Simply Blown, and others are trying, but there’s always room for more, so I’m glad to welcome Fucking Sculptures into the fold. Fucking sculptures and pizza for all!