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I got back-ups of my favorite vibrator and life is perfect

I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
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How I became a dildo-wielding superhero

I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this....
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Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

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Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

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