I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
PicoBong
PicoBong (which is quite possibly the stupidest manufacturer name in history except maybe Nasstoys) is a battery-operated line of toys owned by high-end LELO. Their single-AAA-taking toys are shitty; the Ako and more full-sized ones are decent — and sometimes better than their expensive counterparts.
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