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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo OsΓ© twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

    A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo OsΓ© twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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Month: August 2010

Banter

Purpleheart vs. Cocobolo

August 31, 2010
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
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Giveaways

We came, we Tickled.

August 28, 2010
Hoorah! My Tickle gift card giveaway went swimmingly. The Twitter parties were great — we discussed many awesome things, like how...
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njoy Eleven stainless steel dildo
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Review: Eleven

August 22, 2010
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
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Sex bloggers laughing at a phone, as usual.
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Friends I’ve made along the way

August 20, 2010
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
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Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring rechargeable silicone vibrator
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Review: Spring

August 17, 2010
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator in the same family as Fun Factory’s Bubbles,...
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Gift card to My Tickle Spot
Giveaways

Giveaway: It’s raining Tickle gift cards!

August 15, 2010
So, peeps, remember those Twitter parties I held a while back? They were awesome and really fun, so I decided...
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Jack-off Journal #10

August 13, 2010
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
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DildosSex Toy Reviews

Review: Talula

August 6, 2010
I have never seen a sex toy angled likeΒ Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
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Banter

Protected: Hooray

August 1, 2010
There is no excerpt because this is a protected post....
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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

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Video review: a trans + cis conversation on clit pumps

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LELO Ida vibrator in a box of various nail polishes.

Review: Ida

Revel Body sonic vibrator... plus jump drive and "competitor model."

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