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Mona

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Sex toys for all giveaway winners

...to help me pick them), take care of yourselves… and each other. The (sparkle!) Doxy Die Cast, donated by Doxy, goes to… Elizabeth! The L’Amourose Prism V, donated by L’Amourose, goes to… Gwyn! A $100 gift card to SheVibe goes to… Kay! The LELO Mona 2, donated by LELO, goes to… Leia! The KinkLab Neon...
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Jack-off Journal #22

...but my beloved Mona. Bliss. True bliss. Afterward, I lapsed into a deep, much-needed nap that was quite nearly as orgasmic. Later that evening, I found myself smacking my friends’ butts with the hotel bible, getting compliments on my sex playlist, loaning my Eroscillator to an internet celebrity, and mutually masturbating with...
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Review: Zumio X

...overall design doesn’t exactly scream “sexy” to me… it’s that ubiquitous sad purple, resembling a squiggle pen moreso than a sex toy. (Though any hormonal 13-year-old might conflate the two.) Both the included satin storage bag and charging cord are subtly labeled with the name “Zumio,” saving me two inches...
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Review: SenseVibe

...high, but the thrumming vibrations are legit bound to spoil you. They’ve spoiled me. Almost everything else I love feels shallow in comparison: Mona 2, Rave, even the G5 toys and the two motors of the Elise 2. All these vibrators, apparently, are entry-level rumbly; the SenseVibe is executive-level rumbly. Rumbly...
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FAQ

...Factory Volta, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Mini, Eroscillator, Romp Hype, LELO Mona 2, Zumio X, and We-Vibe Rave. Bullet-sized faves are the Je Joue Bullets, Dame Kip, Je Joue Mimi, LELO Siri 2, and We-Vibe Touch X and Tango X. My favorite dildos (that are still in production) are...
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...Tango and Salsa Vibratex Tulip Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand LELO Mona 2 (follow-up) Mystic Wand Rechargeable (1st generation) Vibratex Rabbit Habit Minna Ola Lovehoney Rock Box Crave Duet (1st generation) Fun Factory Yooo Fun Factory Big Boss G4 Tantus Little Secret Spoon Tantus Little Secret Tease BMS Leaf Life PicoBong Kiki Jopen Intensity Wahl...
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...involves a lube dispenser. CLEO , August 2015 issue, “Your Sexual Kick-Starter” [August 2015] I’m a resident sex toy expert in this issue of Australia’s popular women’s magazine, CLEO, with tips on how to pick out a great sex toy (and of course, a shout-out to my fave, the LELO Mona 2). StorErotica, April...
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Epiphora-approved sex toy shops

...Mona 2 (my gushing review), Siri 2 (my review), Tor 2 cock ring, and Luna Beads (my review). TOR The Dame Kip — a pinpoint rechargeable vibe with rumbly vibrations — is one of my favorite bullet vibes, and I love their minty and long-lasting Arousal Serum. Get 10% off at...
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...the Pure Wand, my impassioned take on squirting, my review of the LELO Mona 2, my review of the Eroscillator, my horror at homemade dildo videos (because, to my despair, people are constantly Googling “how to make a homemade dildo”), and my review of the LELO Ella, which helped me...
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Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

...at LELO with code 15EPIPHORA. My all-time fave is the Mona 2 (my review). I also love the Mia 2 (my review), Siri 2 (my review), and the Luna Beads (my review). More of my faves are compiled here. Dame Products Get 10% off at Dame with code EPIPHORA. Their toy Kip — a pinpoint rechargeable vibe with...
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