Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
...it’s called the kGoal (get it? Sounds like “kegel”? If you pronounce “kegel” that way?). It charges via USB and wirelessly communicates with an app on your phone, which serves up your exercise history, suggested workouts, and “max squeeze.” I see a community scoreboard coming on. As added incentive, the kGoal’s...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
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I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
