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Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
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The Business of Blogging About Sex
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Let me teach you The Business of Blogging About Sex!

I have a proposition for you, peeps. If you’ve ever wanted to start a sex blog, or take your current...
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Policing sex toy reviews?

So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
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The best birthday presents

Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
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The spirit of sex bloggers

It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
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When sex bloggers party

...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
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The Business of Blogging About Sex — now with more ways to learn!
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Learn The Business of Blogging About Sex — on your schedule!

What’s that, you say? You wanna be a badass sex blogger and pay the bills? Uncover my blogging secrets? Find...
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Meet me at CatalystCon!

I got some of the best news of possibly my life a few days ago. I’M GOING TO CATALYST. I...
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The amazing things that happened at CatalystCon

IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
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Sex toy reviewer spread: camera, laptop, to-do list, and sex toys everywhere.
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The secret truth about sex toy reviewing

“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
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Together, we form one fully functional human

7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
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Will Write for Dildos: How and Why Companies and Reviewers Should Work Together

For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
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Fun Toys G-Vibe, a purple dildo with a split shape, creepin' on the neighbors through the blinds.

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