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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking

    A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

    Finn Carson and Calvin Banks kissing, on CockyBoys

    Epiphora-approved porn

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Porn documentaries (the bad news)

October 29, 2008
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
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Shame, Fleshlight style

October 10, 2009
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
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March 8, 2011
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
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The latest threat to our daughters: James Deen, a respectful porn star

February 13, 2012
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
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So vibrators are disempowering now?

June 14, 2012
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
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Yep. I definitely made a graphic of sex toy magnetic poetry. What, you don't like "erotic objects" or "love aids"?
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What should we call sex toys?

February 8, 2013
While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
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Scare-tactic G-spot headlines complete with stock photos of women and feet.
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An abridged guide to decoding horseshit articles about the G-spot

October 11, 2014
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.
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How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

January 10, 2015
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
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So, about that We-Vibe lawsuit…

March 15, 2017
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
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A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.
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Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

August 20, 2017
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
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When will we stop fearing sex?

December 4, 2018
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
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Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

December 20, 2022
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
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