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...my mind that I’m gonna be inarticulate, but I’m tempering my fear with all of my giddiness over hanging out with my peeps again and attending other amazing sessions such as “Toxic Toys: Beyond Phthalates,” “Talkin’ About a Revolution: Partnership Between Sex Educators and Adult Retailers,” and “Moral Panic.” ALSO,...
Pipedream Ceramix No. 4 ceramic dildo
...silicone dildos are stuffed with foam, their “metal” toys are nowhere near stainless steel, and they rip off shapes from njoy and Crystal Delights. The rest of their toys are ridiculous, unsafe, and toxic, because, according to them, “most of our customers don’t give a shit what their toy is made of.” They are...
A sign reading "SO... WHAT'S WITH THE DILDOS?" surrounded by dildos.
...so there are many toxic toys out there. I used to be a lot less aware of this, but now I make a point of only reviewing body-safe toys, usually at a higher price point, because YOUR GENITALS DESERVE THE BEST and rechargeable toys are the shit. I also fight against...
Vibrator Nation: How Feminist Sex-Toy Stores Changed the Business of Pleasure by Lynn Comella, on the arm of a couch, with coffee nearby.
...stock 2 and rather briefly discusses the issue of toxic toys. Much like The Feminist Porn Book, Vibrator Nation is peppered with academic concepts but never veers so far in that direction that it becomes dry or incomprehensible. Rather, Comella’s more intellectual asides help illuminate the cultural importance of feminist sex shops...
A grid of my fancy business cards laid out on the floor.
...sessions I know for sure I will be attending are Toxic Toys (#ccontoxictoys) and When To Give It Away and When To Charge For It (#cconcharge). Otherwise, you’ll just have to follow my tweets to find out where I go and what happens. Now I’m going to resume worrying that I’m gonna...
The Feminist Porn Book lying on top of my suitcase, with the LELO Mona 2 and some business cards.
...Epiphora-colored suitcase and nail polish. I’m thrilled as fuck to be attending Tristan Taormino’s Sex Educator Boot Camp again this time (you can find me checking people in and then taking feverish notes on my laptop all day). I will also be at the shy/newbie meet-up, and I’m likely to attend “Toxic Toys:...
...me feel horrible. I daydream about my dad calling me during the day and being able to tell him what I’m really doing. “Oh, I’m working on an article about toxic sex toys and a post about a polyamory segment that was on 20/20.” Something productive, since I feel like everyone assumes...
Vixen Creations Buck dildo with a bunch of bananas. Accordingly, the dildo has a Chiquita sticker on it that says NATURAL NUTRITION.
...Because what is a sex toy reviewer if not a vaginal endurance champ who uses sex toys in succession as if sampling a plate of cheeses? What is a sex toy reviewer if not a vaginal endurance champ who uses sex toys in succession as if sampling a plate of cheeses? Findings as follows:...
Fun Factory Big Boss G5 rechargeable vibrator on a wooden table.
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course, that was a big reason I wanted it. I love that Fun Factory d-d-d-does have the guts to make their toys in off-beat, unpopular colors. But it was the combination...
Ask Piph logo, with a sex toy forming the question mark.
...realized it also refers to a type of fungi, and also a medical condition characterized by excessive tear production. Nonetheless, I still really like the name, even if some people forget how to spell it, and others are puzzled by how to pronounce it. Suddenly all the actual sex toys in the...
Tantus Goddess silicone vibrating dildo (with my coffee)
...Being a cheapskate, I chose the Goddess because it was a smidge less expensive. I was impressed from the get-go. After trudging through many toys bearing the label “novelty only,” it was a relief to see the text on the Tantus box exclaiming, “100% ULTRA-PREMIUM PLATINUM SILICONE: NON-TOXIC, HYPOALLERGENIC, PHTHALATE...
Epiphora as a superhero, surrounded by flying sex toys.
...of clit pumps is pretty awesome. The LELO Ida and Taffy Tickler are old school classics. My April Fool’s jokes have also spawned some amazing content, such as that time I tried a vibrator from 1925 and the year I stuffed my vag with miniature dildos. What are toxic sex toys?...
Jopen Key Comet G Wand dildo balanced on top of a heart-shaped bowl, courtesy of Alex.
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially when the toys I love cost a pretty penny. But not this time. I flailed about the Jopen Comet G Wand less than two months ago, and I’m already getting reports back...