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Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

November 21, 2018

...Jopen Comet II Wand, LELO Ella, SenseVibe, Zumio, and Snazzy Toyfriend. FIRST THINGS FIRST. I have an exclusive limited edition Splendid dildo in shimmery sea green! I’ve recently fallen in love with this dildo for its squishy dual-density feel and perfect shape. $49 is a steal for it! Through Monday...

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Review: Uberrime dildos (Splendid + Helios Sun God)

November 18, 2018

...plug. They also carry a limited edition version inspired by me, in shimmery sea green. Splendid The Splendid is a dual-density dildo, and we all know I am very heart-eyes-emoji over those. That’s partly why I chose it — but its dimensions and simple shape sealed the deal. It used to...

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Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

November 27, 2019

...edition sea green? Go for it! It’s discounted too, down to only $54. Through Monday or while supplies last. Maybe get yourself the best harness in existence to go with it, eh?! Shop Peepshow Toys Lovehoney — 20% off everything, on top of 20% off sitewide BEST FOR: international (and...

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My column in the high school paper, with the headline "Breaking four years of silence." There is a rainbow gradient effect over the image.

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That time I came out to my entire high school

February 23, 2020

...cute girls at school, all of whom were straight and unattainable. Trying to fit in was out of the question. I wore orange corduroy pants, a green checkered shirt, Converse with poems scrawled on the soles. Bracelets consumed my wrists. My mom sewed a rainbow stripe onto my backpack. On...

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Giveaways: free sex toys for you!

September 1, 2012

...away bunches of self-thrusting toys, the best wand vibrator, several wooden dildos and a wooden butt plug, a custom silicone dildo, tons of gift cards, swanky glass dildos, the best G-spot toy on earth, a luxurious dual-density dildo, porn DVDs, green sex toys of every sort, and an amazing harness....

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Epiphora-approved porn

July 12, 2019

...Films (queer everything!), Bonus Hole Boys (trans men with cis guys), Heavenly Spire (masculine beauty), Blue Artichoke Films (cis hetero couples), Handbasket Productions (trans women and queer folks), artsy vids from studios such as AORTA Films and Goodyn Green, and of course Pink & White (queer everything!). They even have...

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