...Merrill’s dream sex toy shop, Quiver, sounded quite nice to me: As a token hippy-veggie, my store would be green, (NOT PINK!) meaning body-safe and earth friendly materials are standard. Also, all bubblegum barf pink products with pornstar packaging are outlawed. Can we make this shop happen, please? A great...
...shakes of the head . . . But the Fleshlight has blown every other masturbation sleeve out of the water . . . …how much I love girth: the Papaya Toys Candy Stick! In lime green, people! Courtesy of Papaya Toys. It’s easy to drown this review in praise for...
DVD cover of Nostalgia, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
It’s day two of Courtney Trouble week!Yesterday: Roulette. Tomorrow: Speakeasy. Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden Age” porn movies (Behind the Green Door, Deep Throat, The Devil in Miss Jones) and queer them. Nostalgia is more...
DVD cover of Bordello, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
...· October 19, 2011 But rewind, because it would be blasphemy to overlook the stunning first scene (“Madame and Servant”), which features April Flores and Billy Castro. They fuck on a green vintage couch that I need to own, all the while talking dirty to each other. Everything in this...
...plugs in; unfortunately, this slit is covered by a tiny white plug that is not attached to the toy in any way. It’s nearly inevitable that you will lose this piece. Good luck. When the Fairy is charging, a green light on the shaft illuminates. Sometimes, after hours, the light...
LELO Ina rechargeable vibrator, on top of the "naked people puzzle," as my family calls it
...love the Ina because mine is the most glorious, whimsical, succulent shade of lime green EVER, and it also comes in ORANGE (and purple, but who cares). I mean, seriously — LELO fucking rocks for that alone. But I cannot love it — I’m in too much discomfort. Newer LELO...
Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring rechargeable silicone vibrator
...magnetically. Of those options, I chose the Spring because IT COMES IN GREEN. Yeah, I’m easily swayed. So what? Not sure whether it wants to be a clit vibe or an insertable, the Spring is a confusing 3.25″ long and 1.25″ wide. Unlike some other silicone vibrators that are hard as...
LELO Siri rechargeable clitoral vibrator
...like an elongated egg — 4″ long and 1 3/4″ wide at its widest — and it’s quite cute. I snagged the bright red version, but it also comes in pink and purple (why it doesn’t come in lime green, orange, or turquoise is a mystery of the world). The...
Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel
...Flax, Green Tea, and Sunflower Seed. So O Gel is missing the big three ingredients that suck (glycerin, parabens, and L-Arginine), and doesn’t contain any other fishy things. It should not cause issues for most people, except for my poor friend Elodie who is allergic to aloe, and for those...
Bottles of Sliquid lined up: Sliquid Sea, Organics Gel, and Sassy.
...Get Soul. Want a hybrid? Get Silk or Organics Silk. Feeling like a hippie? Get something from the Organics line. Want a lube that may prevent the spread of HPV? Get Sea or Oceanics. Want flavored lube? Get Swirl, in a myriad of delicious flavors: Tangerine Peach, Cherry Vanilla, Green Apple, Strawberry Pomegranate, Pink Lemonade,  Blackberry Fig, and Blue Raspberry. Many...
BMS Factory Leaf vibrator line, looking very greeeeen.
...trying to break through into the luxury market — and the hippie market — with their sleek new rechargeable line, Leaf. The entire line comes in the most gorgeous grass green silicone, and is available in NO OTHER COLOR, which I am just quivering with excitement about. Couple that with a...