...sites, despite the toy’s discontinued status. The problem (other than the fact that it’s missing any trace of lime green) was this: almost everywhere, it was priced around $50. Considering I’ve never read a single review of it — and that I don’t know why it was discontinued — I...
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...Merrill’s dream sex toy shop, Quiver, sounded quite nice to me: As a token hippy-veggie, my store would be green, (NOT PINK!) meaning body-safe and earth friendly materials are standard. Also, all bubblegum barf pink products with pornstar packaging are outlawed. Can we make this shop happen, please? A great...
...shakes of the head . . . But the Fleshlight has blown every other masturbation sleeve out of the water . . . …how much I love girth: the Papaya Toys Candy Stick! In lime green, people! Courtesy of Papaya Toys. It’s easy to drown this review in praise for...
It’s day two of Courtney Trouble week!Yesterday: Roulette. Tomorrow: Speakeasy. Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden Age” porn movies (Behind the Green Door, Deep Throat, The Devil in Miss Jones) and queer them. Nostalgia is more...
...· October 19, 2011 But rewind, because it would be blasphemy to overlook the stunning first scene (“Madame and Servant”), which features April Flores and Billy Castro. They fuck on a green vintage couch that I need to own, all the while talking dirty to each other. Everything in this...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more than I should admit), I was so amused by the old Tantus packaging that I had to take a picture for posterity’s sake. I dunno about you, but I’m really...
...plugs in; unfortunately, this slit is covered by a tiny white plug that is not attached to the toy in any way. It’s nearly inevitable that you will lose this piece. Good luck. When the Fairy is charging, a green light on the shaft illuminates. Sometimes, after hours, the light...
...fucked on LIME GREEN BED. How often does this happen in porn?! A: Not enough. I finished the scene off later that night, using the Wahl and Form 6. My orgasm was intense and made me want to push the Form 6 out, but it didn’t work (too big/hard). Kinda...
...love the Ina because mine is the most glorious, whimsical, succulent shade of lime green EVER, and it also comes in ORANGE (and purple, but who cares). I mean, seriously — LELO fucking rocks for that alone. But I cannot love it — I’m in too much discomfort. Newer LELO...
EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind the glossy (and nauseating pink and green) exterior, there lies an unethical group of people who have broken the law in order to push EdenFantasys to the top, and a...
...magnetically. Of those options, I chose the Spring because IT COMES IN GREEN. Yeah, I’m easily swayed. So what? Not sure whether it wants to be a clit vibe or an insertable, the Spring is a confusing 3.25″ long and 1.25″ wide. Unlike some other silicone vibrators that are hard as...
...like an elongated egg — 4″ long and 1 3/4″ wide at its widest — and it’s quite cute. I snagged the bright red version, but it also comes in pink and purple (why it doesn’t come in lime green, orange, or turquoise is a mystery of the world). The...
...Flax, Green Tea, and Sunflower Seed. So O Gel is missing the big three ingredients that suck (glycerin, parabens, and L-Arginine), and doesn’t contain any other fishy things. It should not cause issues for most people, except for my poor friend Elodie who is allergic to aloe, and for those...
...Get Soul. Want a hybrid? Get Silk or Organics Silk. Feeling like a hippie? Get something from the Organics line. Want a lube that may prevent the spread of HPV? Get Sea or Oceanics. Want flavored lube? Get Swirl, in a myriad of delicious flavors: Tangerine Peach, Cherry Vanilla, Green Apple, Strawberry Pomegranate, Pink Lemonade, Blackberry Fig, and Blue Raspberry. Many...
...trying to break through into the luxury market — and the hippie market — with their sleek new rechargeable line, Leaf. The entire line comes in the most gorgeous grass green silicone, and is available in NO OTHER COLOR, which I am just quivering with excitement about. Couple that with a...
...produced. Ernie says, I got the green light from my mom this morning to begin production on Jollies toys. So I need to get everything from her (masters, molds, etc.) Then I’ll get started. I knew you were going to ask about the Mr. Man and I hate to tell...