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OH MY SWEET JESUS. Neon VixSkin dildos!

Giveaway: Neon and tie-dye VixSkin FOR YOU!

August 21, 2012

...for two of their dildos, the Maverick and Mustang, which JUST HAPPEN TO BE my favorite VixSkin dildos in existence. The colors are called Fluor-a-Pink, Tie-Bright, and Fluor-a-Green, and apparently the pink and green glow under black lights, for all your dildo-at-a-rave needs. All the dildos have a beautiful white pearlescent base. The...

4-year blogiversary giveaway sex toy prizes

4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

October 3, 2012

...to readers in the U.S. or Canada only. The Vixen Creations Mustang in NEON GREEN, donated by Vixen Creations. IT’S NEON GREEN. And it’s made of VIXSKIN, one of my favorite materials of ALL TIME. Can you tell I’m a little excited? Open to U.S. readers only. The Kelly...

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Will Write for Dildos: How and Why Companies and Reviewers Should Work Together

October 5, 2013

...Vibrations, we used to make a mint color that Epiphora would have loved… Epiphora: Would’ve. Lorax: It was so gorgeous! Metis: And Good Vibrations chose Silks in this lavender and this green and the green made the top ten of our list of the time because they were buying so...

Drawing from SheVibe, of a green Mustang dildo trying to find its way in the dark.

Giveaway: the runaway dildo

April 11, 2014

This giveaway has ended. Read about the winner here,and subscribe to my blog to be alerted when I launch future giveaways. Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon versions of the Maverick. I thought they were all gone...

BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy rechargeable G-spot vibrator lying on some soft grey fur.

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Review: Sassy

November 6, 2019

...foam green, 1 cute pillow-top-textured handle, unnecessary-but-sure Swarovski crystal button. Apparently there is still a small, girly part of me that is surprisingly into this shit. (Or maybe I’m blinded by my fondness for the thing.) The box includes a satin drawstring bag and USB charger, both of which are...

Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

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Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

December 20, 2022

...shit was developed in an underground bunker. As said by Lux Alptraum on a searing podcast exposé, “[Lora DiCarlo’s] greatest invention was the hype machine.” All Lora DiCarlo’s toys were off-putting, available in colors such as baby poop green, lifeless pink, and weird grey like some technological relic from 1995....

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Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

February 18, 2021

...Ponies, is much cheerier than the previous sad purple. It’s also available in a stunning forest green (yes, I am pouting about not getting that color), and the Tango X comes in cherry red or midnight blue. We-Vibe didn’t jack the prices up, keeping the Tango X at a cool...

A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

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Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

April 1, 2023

...corn. Step 2: shop and select Unbelievable, this flagrant display of dildos in a public place. Write to your congressman to stop the grooming of grocery shoppers. I drove to the grocery store and began my hunt. Will a green banana feel different than a ripe one? I wondered as...

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

April 1, 2024

...later, when it was clear we no longer needed to feverishly wipe down our groceries, I set out on my ill-advised quest to determine the most pleasurable fruits and vegetables. I detailed the whole journey, starting from picking out my new dildos at the store. Will a green banana feel...

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Porn documentaries (the bad news)

October 29, 2008

...1, 2, 3, 4), so I will never have to subject my eyes and brain to it. Greene’s description of this film is wonderfully sarcastic and pointed, perfectly detailing the propaganda-like editing, shoddy and cherry-picked “research,” and likely illegal usage of much of the pornographic material in the film. Green...

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Review: Elle clitoral dancer

December 23, 2008

...green to yellow to red, to signify the different levels of vibration. The first three vibration settings are steady vibration; after that, there are seven vibration patterns, and the lights actually blink in rhythm with the patterns, changing colors to match the intensity of the vibrations. This is nice and...

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Review: Live In My Secrets

February 8, 2009

...Kimberly Kane (donning a black wig reminiscent of Bettie Page) and Mick Blue in an old, small bedroom with mint green wallpaper, a rumpled bed, a wooden chair, and trinkets lining the walls. All of the lighting in this scene is natural, coming in from the windows, and it looks...

Contest: Win the toy I rave about

March 29, 2009

...is perfect for pinpoint clitoral stimulation. Five levels of straight vibration, and five very nice vibration patterns. Mine is still alive, and I’ve had it for a year and two months! It’s lime green and purple, and the battery pack gives you a light show for every function. The bullet...

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Review: Skinny Dipped

May 24, 2009

...Gavin Green, a gay college student who has never done porn, jacks off on a chair while staring at a magazine. He manages to make absolutely no sound until he comes. The cameraman proceeds to quiz him on his orgasm, ’cause that’s normal. Scene three: Oh, sweet reprieve! Caden Alexander...

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All good things must be replaced

July 14, 2009

...sites, despite the toy’s discontinued status. The problem (other than the fact that it’s missing any trace of lime green) was this: almost everywhere, it was priced around $50. Considering I’ve never read a single review of it — and that I don’t know why it was discontinued — I...

RubyGlass21 dildos winners!

August 2, 2009

...Merrill’s dream sex toy shop, Quiver, sounded quite nice to me: As a token hippy-veggie, my store would be green, (NOT PINK!) meaning body-safe and earth friendly materials are standard. Also, all bubblegum barf pink products with pornstar packaging are outlawed. Can we make this shop happen, please? A great...

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