The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat leaf or a pointy slug, the Life is manufactured by BMS Factory and comes from a line of vibes inspired by nature that I found too intriguing to ignore. And...
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...for two of their dildos, the Maverick and Mustang, which JUST HAPPEN TO BE my favorite VixSkin dildos in existence. The colors are called Fluor-a-Pink, Tie-Bright, and Fluor-a-Green, and apparently the pink and green glow under black lights, for all your dildo-at-a-rave needs. All the dildos have a beautiful white pearlescent base. The...
...to readers in the U.S. or Canada only. The Vixen Creations Mustang in NEON GREEN, donated by Vixen Creations. IT’S NEON GREEN. And it’s made of VIXSKIN, one of my favorite materials of ALL TIME. Can you tell I’m a little excited? Open to U.S. readers only. The Kelly...
...Vibrations, we used to make a mint color that Epiphora would have loved… Epiphora: Would’ve. Lorax: It was so gorgeous! Metis: And Good Vibrations chose Silks in this lavender and this green and the green made the top ten of our list of the time because they were buying so...
This giveaway has ended. Read about the winner here,and subscribe to my blog to be alerted when I launch future giveaways. Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon versions of the Maverick. I thought they were all gone...
...edition sea green? Go for it! It’s discounted too, down to only $54. Through Monday or while supplies last. Maybe get yourself the best harness in existence to go with it, eh?! Shop Peepshow Toys Lovehoney — 20% off everything, on top of 20% off sitewide BEST FOR: international (and...
...cute girls at school, all of whom were straight and unattainable. Trying to fit in was out of the question. I wore orange corduroy pants, a green checkered shirt, Converse with poems scrawled on the soles. Bracelets consumed my wrists. My mom sewed a rainbow stripe onto my backpack. On...
...shit was developed in an underground bunker. As said by Lux Alptraum on a searing podcast exposé, “[Lora DiCarlo’s] greatest invention was the hype machine.” All Lora DiCarlo’s toys were off-putting, available in colors such as baby poop green, lifeless pink, and weird grey like some technological relic from 1995....
...Ponies, is much cheerier than the previous sad purple. It’s also available in a stunning forest green (yes, I am pouting about not getting that color), and the Tango X comes in cherry red or midnight blue. We-Vibe didn’t jack the prices up, keeping the Tango X at a cool...
...corn. Step 2: shop and select Unbelievable, this flagrant display of dildos in a public place. Write to your congressman to stop the grooming of grocery shoppers. I drove to the grocery store and began my hunt. Will a green banana feel different than a ripe one? I wondered as...
...green banana feel different from a ripe one? I wondered as I circled the heaping mountain of fruit. Which one will hit my G-spot best?“ A single banana really would’ve sufficed. But no, I just had to compare it to a yam (“there wasn’t enough lube in the world to get that...
...1, 2, 3, 4), so I will never have to subject my eyes and brain to it. Greene’s description of this film is wonderfully sarcastic and pointed, perfectly detailing the propaganda-like editing, shoddy and cherry-picked “research,” and likely illegal usage of much of the pornographic material in the film. Green...
...green to yellow to red, to signify the different levels of vibration. The first three vibration settings are steady vibration; after that, there are seven vibration patterns, and the lights actually blink in rhythm with the patterns, changing colors to match the intensity of the vibrations. This is nice and...
...Kimberly Kane (donning a black wig reminiscent of Bettie Page) and Mick Blue in an old, small bedroom with mint green wallpaper, a rumpled bed, a wooden chair, and trinkets lining the walls. All of the lighting in this scene is natural, coming in from the windows, and it looks...
...is perfect for pinpoint clitoral stimulation. Five levels of straight vibration, and five very nice vibration patterns. Mine is still alive, and I’ve had it for a year and two months! It’s lime green and purple, and the battery pack gives you a light show for every function. The bullet...
...Gavin Green, a gay college student who has never done porn, jacks off on a chair while staring at a magazine. He manages to make absolutely no sound until he comes. The cameraman proceeds to quiz him on his orgasm, ’cause that’s normal. Scene three: Oh, sweet reprieve! Caden Alexander...