BMS Factory Leaf Life rechargeable vibrator
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat leaf or a pointy slug, the Life is manufactured by BMS Factory and comes from a line of vibes inspired by nature that I found too intriguing to ignore. And...
OH MY SWEET JESUS. Neon VixSkin dildos!
...for two of their dildos, the Maverick and Mustang, which JUST HAPPEN TO BE my favorite VixSkin dildos in existence. The colors are called Fluor-a-Pink, Tie-Bright, and Fluor-a-Green, and apparently the pink and green glow under black lights, for all your dildo-at-a-rave needs. All the dildos have a beautiful white pearlescent base. The...
4-year blogiversary giveaway sex toy prizes
...to readers in the U.S. or Canada only.   The Vixen Creations Mustang in NEON GREEN, donated by Vixen Creations. IT’S NEON GREEN. And it’s made of VIXSKIN, one of my favorite materials of ALL TIME. Can you tell I’m a little excited? Open to U.S. readers only.   The Kelly...
Drawing from SheVibe, of a green Mustang dildo trying to find its way in the dark.
This giveaway has ended. Read about the winner here,and subscribe to my blog to be alerted when I launch future giveaways. Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon versions of the Maverick. I thought they were all gone...
Epiphora's sex toy Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales and deals!
...edition sea green? Go for it! It’s discounted too, down to only $54. Through Monday or while supplies last. Maybe get yourself the best harness in existence to go with it, eh?! Shop Peepshow Toys Lovehoney — 20% off everything, on top of 20% off sitewide BEST FOR: international (and...
Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.
...shit was developed in an underground bunker. As said by Lux Alptraum on a searing podcast exposé, “[Lora DiCarlo’s] greatest invention was the hype machine.” All Lora DiCarlo’s toys were off-putting, available in colors such as baby poop green, lifeless pink, and weird grey like some technological relic from 1995....
...green to yellow to red, to signify the different levels of vibration. The first three vibration settings are steady vibration; after that, there are seven vibration patterns, and the lights actually blink in rhythm with the patterns, changing colors to match the intensity of the vibrations. This is nice and...
...Kimberly Kane (donning a black wig reminiscent of Bettie Page) and Mick Blue in an old, small bedroom with mint green wallpaper, a rumpled bed, a wooden chair, and trinkets lining the walls. All of the lighting in this scene is natural, coming in from the windows, and it looks...
...is perfect for pinpoint clitoral stimulation. Five levels of straight vibration, and five very nice vibration patterns. Mine is still alive, and I’ve had it for a year and two months! It’s lime green and purple, and the battery pack gives you a light show for every function. The bullet...
...Gavin Green, a gay college student who has never done porn, jacks off on a chair while staring at a magazine. He manages to make absolutely no sound until he comes. The cameraman proceeds to quiz him on his orgasm, ’cause that’s normal. Scene three: Oh, sweet reprieve! Caden Alexander...