The best prices you’ll find on sex toys all year! Oodles of sitewide discounts and Epiphora-exclusive deals!
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, I suggest getting it now. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand, sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Best of all? You can stay in your pajamas! In fact, I ENCOURAGE IT!
As always, I have many exclusive codes you won’t find anywhere but here, giving you special discounts and an array of free stuff: a mystery glass toy ($60 value!), toy bag, and even a swag pack of toy bag, stickers, and a tiny dildo! I’ve wheedled many companies to run sales for an entire week, so there’s less scrambling and more sitting back in your easy chair laughing maniacally at your good fortune. Hell yeah.
What are you waiting for? Scroll down and get shoppin’!
Live outside the US? Get 20% off ON TOP of other deals at international shop Lovehoney, or up to 30% off at Canadian shop Come As You Are.
SheVibe is my favorite online shop ever. Not only is it run by amazing peoplewho care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. Now through Monday 12/2 EST, it’s an escalating sale at SheVibe: the more you buy, the more you save!
10% off orders $75+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code BUMBLE10
15% off orders $100+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code JACK15
20% off orders $125+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code RALPHIE20
25% off orders $350+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code GRINCH25
Y’ALL, I went balls to the wall this year with Peepshow Toys: we set up mix-and-match Piph Packs of three of my all-time favorite toys! The discounts are staggering — each pack represents 30%+ off original prices!
My favorite worldwide sex toy shop, Lovehoney, is offering a steep 20% off sitewide, which stacks on top of their other amazing sales and special offers, on their US, UK, and Friday AU sites through Tuesday 12/3 (local time). I am running an exclusive 20% on top of that! You must visit my landing page to receive the additional discount!
Or, if you’d rather just get a cart discount through 12/6:
Use code TAKE15 for 15% off orders over $150
Use code TAKE20 for 20% off orders over $250
Use code TAKE25 for 25% off orders over $350
Spectrum, run by none other than Zoë Ligon, is a modern online sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Their curated selection is extremely on point, and my taste is obviously great, so take advantage!
BEST FOR: Americans wanting to take advantage of the redonk exchange rate, or Canadians, eh. The Pure Wand specifically on Sunday 12/1.
Black Friday through Monday 12/2 EST, get tiered savings of up to 30% off at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are, plus 20% off the njoy Pure Wand with code NJOY today only 12/1, which makes it about $72 USD! My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American and spend enough, many toys are at their best price anywhere.3
10% off orders $100+ (before discount!) with code BFCM10
20% off orders $250+ (before discount!) with code BFCM20
30% off orders $500+ (before discount!) with code BFCM30
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $55 and U.S. orders over $155
Come As You Are is also running some daily specials, including one regarding the Pure Wand that is VERY GOOD. Take note:
Friday 11/29: 20% off all LELO with code LELO — get the Mona 2 for only $110 USD!
Fun Factory toys rarely go on sale, so this is big: 25% off everything at Fun Factory US plus free shipping through Wednesday 12/4. Best of all? If you spend $129+ (after discount), use code PIPHBF to get a swag pack including a free Toybag M(which you must add to your cart first!), adorable gnome stickers, and tiny Patchy Paul dildo like the one I have. Noice!
What should you get? I mean, the self-thrusting Stronic G and the Stronic Surf stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that life. I’m obsessed with the versatile Volta, which is easily my fave vibrator Fun Factory makes. The Bootie is my fave silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger G5 and Big Boss G5 are impressively powerful vibrators for your money. Fun Factory makes solid toys, yo.
Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they work with me on a special deal just for my readers EVERY year. Now through Wednesday 12/4, buy at least one product from my favorites page and get 15% off your total order with coupon code PIPHBF. Plus, if you spend over $25 you’ll get a free Early to Bed toy bag!
Although this may not be the steepest discount you can get, Early to Bed is one of the greatest little indie sex shops around. They’re not afraid to call out sexism in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day, so you should support them!
BEST FOR: positioning pillows and waterproof sex blankets, oh my!
Get 33% off everything at Liberator with code CYBER33, plus a free gift with orders over $200 and free shipping in the continental U.S. with orders over $75. Sale ends after 12/3, I think!
Need to prop yourself up better, during sex or (let’s be honest) otherwise? Liberator’s supportive and comfy positioning pillows are amazing; my favorite is the classic Wedge. They also make the lifesaving Fascinator Throe, a waterproof blanket. Squirters rejoice!
New York Toy Collective — 35% off Playtime line and whoops toys
BEST FOR: starter dildos ‘n’ plugs and handcrafted, colorful dildos, packers, and STPs!
Get 35% off the Playtime line (code WINTER) or whoops toys (code FRIDAY) at New York Toy Collective now through Sunday 12/1! Whoops toys are perfectly-good items with small cosmetic imperfections; Shilo is their much-loved pack and play dildo, thick Carter makes me squirt every time. There are packers and STPs in the whoops section as well, and 35% off the Playtime line means that starter dildos and butt plugs are as low as $19.50!
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Stock up on your lube for the year with their sale! Black Friday through Cyber Monday CST, get an amazing ~35% off all orders at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are only about $5 each, or get a sample pack to test different formulas.
Through Monday, there are tons of savings at Fleshlight and and their gay site, Fleshjack! Such as up to 40% off combo packs and 50% off Fleshlight brand products! Plus, the more you spend, the more cool shit you get with your order:
Spend $100, get free shipping
Spend $150, get free shipping and a special gift
Spend $200, get free shipping, special gift, and Limited Edition Fleshskins Grip sleeve
Spend $250, get free shipping, special gift, Limited Edition Fleshskins Grip sleeve, and Limited Edition North Pole Sleeve
Get 15% off any subscription level to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF now through Wednesday 12/4! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. Based on Shine Louise Houston’s dyke sex cult classic The Crash Pad, CrashPadSeries.com is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.
If you’re looking for a smörgåsbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF through Wednesday 12/4. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, with videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!
Magic Wands are 20% off. Square Peg toys are excluded.
Excludes Feeldoes, Realdoes, lubes and cleaners, and other brands.
Here’s how that works: when you buy something online from another country, your credit card/PayPal is billed in the home country’s currency, and your payment processor applies the exchange rate. So, for instance, if an American buys $100 of sex toys from CAYA in Canada, they’ll actually be charged about $76 USD. You can calculate the exchange rate in advance by Googling “100 CAD in USD,” etc. Americans are not charged duties unless their order exceeds $800.