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Lily LaBeau looking sexy with her skirt pulled up, sitting on a couch.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #15

...use anything else. August 1st, 2012 Sometimes stuff just looks a lot hotter than it actually is. Like this… I wanted it for Danny Wylde wearing emo glasses. But then 6 minutes in, he took them off and the joy was gone. Not even a puke green piano could save...
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Pipedream Original Peter Piper pipe/dildo hybrid against a psychedelic rainbow background.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: Peter Piper and Erotic Cigar

...website you can witness the ANIMATED GREEN SMOKE EFFECT. Their slogan is “sometimes a cigar ISN’T just a cigar,” and yet, two seconds later, they state that “even though you will be tempted to try it… this cigar is NOT meant to be used as a sex toy.” So it is...
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Review: The Private Life of Josh Elliot

...a bed with yellow and green pastel bedding. Josh fucks Ralph at a steady pace, causing Ralph to not only smile but get hard again while they fuck. They only fuck in two positions, but both guys moan readily, and both come hard (each of them onto Ralph’s chest). This...
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G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop all wrapped up on each end... like a lollipop. I guess?
DildosSex Toy Reviews

Review: J-Pop

...had a grand ol’ time pushing it across the floor. There are a slew of options when one goes to order a G-Spot Lollipop. I chose the Wild Apple color (glorious lime green!), with bulbs of 1.75″ and 2″ in diameter. There are many other color options, including orange, and...
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Topco U Touch Side vibrator.
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Review: U Touch Side

...it’s finished it turns green. This is literally the only redeeming factor I can muster. Topco, come here, dear, and listen close. Do not jump in the rechargeable game unless you’re ready to spar with the big boys. There’s no need to unnecessarily create “innovative” features. Really. All you had...
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Review: FYN Adult Toybox

...Nymphomation Adult Toybox as a Christmas present, I was very excited. Finally, something that could be properly closed and stored! They sent me the purple one, which just happens to be my favorite of all the available colors (unfortunately, it doesn’t come in neon green or orange yet). On the outside,...
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Review: Inside Out Spiral Rib Double Dong

...can’t complain about it being too weak or taking obscure batteries. It’s not made of a creepy porous material. It always looks beautiful. Oh, glass. How I lust after you. So I’m left to pout about two superficial things: The stripes on the dildo are pink, not blue, green, or purple....
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Tenga Iroha line: Sakura (pink), Midori (green), Yuki (white)
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Review: Tenga Iroha Sakura, Midori, and Yuki

...Tenga’s first attempt at making vibrators; they’ve always only made toys for penises. These vibes are unique because the outer layer is silicone, but the inside is polyurethane elastomer, which gives them their plush, mochi-like feel that truly is unlike anything I’ve felt before. Yuki is the white one that resembles a snowman; Midori is green and...
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Minna Limon rechargeable vibrator chillin' in a snow bank.
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Review: Limon

...out it was only coming in pink and teal, and despite my intense love for teal, I was like “really bitch?” It’s SO OBVIOUS it should’ve come in yellow and green. But fine, only go halfway on the lemon thing. Fine then. Silly color choices aside, I’m always open to a new...
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Dildos among the smorgasbord, at a party.
BanterShenanigansTrue Life: I'm A Sex Toy Reviewer

When sex bloggers party

...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
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Drawing from SheVibe, of a green Mustang dildo trying to find its way in the dark.
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Runaway dildo winner!

Subscribe to my blog to be alerted when I launch future giveaways. When SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang under a low shelf in their warehouse, we had to team up to give it away. And because any dildo pairs well with a nice vibe, we decided the winner would also get a Leaf...
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My phone filming the Vibratex Princessa on my not-at-all-staged charging station.
April Fool's!

April Fool’s wrap-up (+ bloopers!)

...more effortless something seems, the more effort it took. I have a whole new appreciation for vloggers like Laci Green and Lindsey Doe. So, peeps, did you know the video was a joke? Did it seem legit up until a certain point? How long was the theme song stuck in...
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Minn kGoal kegel exerciser vibrator and my Android phone
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Review: kGoal

...the silver vent button is only easy to access if you don’t have fingernails. So I just keep my kGoal inflated at all times. What does help with accuracy, though, is setting the baseline. Once it’s inserted and you’re relaxed, you quick-press the button on top of the kGoal’s arm (which should flash green). This calibrates the...
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