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Jack-off Journal #16

May 21, 2013

January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...

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Review: Live In My Secrets

February 8, 2009

I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...

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Jack-off Journal #19

August 8, 2015

February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...

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Um, No?: Topco’s Fucked line

July 23, 2010

Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....

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Jack-off Journal #17

March 28, 2014

May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...

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