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Will Write for Dildos: How and Why Companies and Reviewers Should Work Together

For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
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"500" made out of vibrators and dildos. CRAFTY.
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Five hundred

This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
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Armed and ready for Catalyst

You guys, CatalystCon is happening. Like, really soon. In just a couple days, I will be traveling alone for the...
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Meet me at CatalystCon!

I got some of the best news of possibly my life a few days ago. I’M GOING TO CATALYST. I...
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Sex bloggers laughing at a phone, as usual.
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Friends I’ve made along the way

You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
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Policing sex toy reviews?

So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
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A short guide to life beyond EdenFantasys

...people! Even if you think they might not reply or follow back. Leave comments on sex blogs. In the world of sex blogging, the comment section is not dead. It’s actually a great way to show bloggers some love and alert them to your existence at the same time. Follow...
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CatalystCon swag bag. Apparently Wet makes a lube called Uranus.
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The amazing things that happened at CatalystCon

IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
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Welcome to my life. Sex toys all around, a laptop, measuring tape, coffee, batteries...
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Epiphora’s beginner’s guide to sex toy reviewing and blogging

So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
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Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
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April Fooled!

If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like. With a .GIF,...
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The spirit of sex bloggers

It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
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Video review: a trans + cis conversation on clit pumps

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