Feb 042013

LELO Mia 2 in the Adore Me Pleasure SetThe LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have changed since then — for instance, I am now a hardcore Google Chrome fan, and the clunky Compaq laptop pictured in my original Mia review has been replaced by a sleek white Sony Vaio1. With the times, Mia has evolved as well.

But “second generation” is a confusing thing to say, since technically Mia is in its third generation. I tried the original back in 2008, then another version in early 2011, when the toy was updated with a new (and quite pleasing) motor. The LELO Mia has now set a new record for me — it is the first toy I have reviewed three times. Thrice, y’all.

I cannot tell you how much I wanted this new Mia to be a big step forward, a triumph. A lot. Very much. I always recommend the Mia to people new to sex toys because it’s compact, easy to use, USB rechargeable, and luxurious enough to get them hooked. I wouldn’t exactly call it a “must have” toy, but I was hoping, with this version, I’d be able to place it more firmly in that category.

Instead, the Mia 2 is a bit of a let-down. Not because of its performance — it’s still as great as ever — but because of the way LELO has marketed it.

See, when they updated Mia in February of 2011, they boasted that it had “double the power of the previous Mia.” I found this to be true, hence my ensuing glee. Now it’s déjà vu — in press releases for the Mia 2, they claim it has “100% more power.” What they don’t tell you (but that I have confirmed with LELO) is that this claim is in reference to the first Mia, not the updated one — let’s call it Mia 1.5 — that has been in circulation for two years now.

And so, the Mia 2 has no perceptible boost in power from the Mia 1.5. I literally could not make out a power difference — because there isn’t one. I am trying not to throw too much of a tantrum, but damnit, I really wanted double the power.

Ultimately, there are only three actual differences between Mia 1.5 and the Mia 2. Mia 2 is now waterproof and has six vibration patterns rather than three (including a few weirder patterns, which is good), and the way the caps attach has changed (probably for the better).

My Mia 2 is a special edition red one, and comes only in LELO’s $189 Adore Me Pleasure Set, graciously sent to me as a surprise from LELO. The set also includes a red Intima Silk Blindfold and red Sutra Chainlink Cuffs. LELO also has the Indulge Me Pleasure Set (purple) and Dare Me Pleasure Set (black), with various other toy and bondage selections.

The blindfold and cuffs are both made with high-quality materials such as silk, suede, and metal, with a subtle flower pattern on them. Although the blindfold doubles as a great headpiece if you want a quick and dirty way to dress up as Lisa from The Room, it’s bordering on too tight on my small head, and on my boyfriend’s head, it presses into his eyeballs and he will not tolerate it for more than five seconds. I feel like only kind of person who would actually require tightening with the straps would be a child.

The cuffs are not especially comfortable — you’ll feel the metal links if they’re snug — and just seem flimsy. I guess they’re fine if your main concern is making your submissive look like a Christmas present rather than actually restraining them. Except they won’t look like a Christmas present even; they’ll look like they’re wearing cummerbunds on their wrists.

The blindfold and cuffs are severely — I mean severely — overpriced for what they are. Yes, they are cheaper in the set (you save $64), but separately the Intima Silk Blindfold is $69 and the Sutra Chainlink Cuffs are $99. You can get hardcore leather handcuffs for less than that. Or bamboo, silk, cotton, or hemp rope. Or $9 bondage tape. Or you could use a tie, scarf, piece of ribbon, or bit of rope from around the house. Pick up a sleeping mask and call it a day.

The Mia 2 is the only worthwhile piece of the set. Still, even without the expected power boost, it is a good, solid toy. It’s small but not too small; easy to hold and easy to clean; fairly quiet. It’s still not super strong, but it does the trick when I travel, or when I need to duck into the bedroom for a wank while my boyfriend records bad singer-songwriters. Mia’s biggest asset remains its portability, its self-contained nature, and the fact that whenever I dig it out, it still has its charge.

But if you’re wanting a gift for someone else, let me propose an alternative to the Pleasure Set: get the Mia 2 and Luna Beads for the lady-on-the-go ($144 for both), Siri 2 ($159) for a power boost, or just get the Mona 2 ($169), then be like “hey girl, I got you the best LELO has to offer. You know, according to a random girl on the internet.” PERSUASIVE.

Get the LELO Mia 2 at one of my fave shops:
SheVibe, LELOBabeland, Pleasure ChestCome As You Are (Canada), or Lovehoney (international).

  1. That’s right, bitches, I’m a PC person. Extol me with the virtues of Macs and I’ll chop your head off. []
  • Ohhh, almost perfect timing! XD I literally just ordered the Mia 2 on Friday based on your last review! I was confused since the site listed it as waterproof, but you said no… but this clears that up for me! I didn’t even realise there was a second version. I don’t expect the world from it, but it’ll be nice to have something a lot more portable than my others!

  • When I compare the Mia 1.5 (as I’ve taken to calling it) with the Mia 2 at work (floor models of them) the 2 does have a bit more power. It’s not the sizable power jump that say, the Mona or Ina have recently undergone, but there’s a bit. Curious. And yeah- those cuffs are just downright overpriced and silly if you ask me. If you want frilly-froofy-harem-girl-cuffs, there are a number of options out there for a lot less money and better quality product. And with better fit.

  • John

    I feel like buying these pleasure boxes is akin to buying a first aid kit. It’s easier and more convenient, but you get higher-quality items for less money when you build your own.

  • Neurogasm

    Ah, damn. I figured the “100% more power” claim was too good to be wholly accurate, and I don’t really think I need to spend another fifty-some-odd dollars just to get a waterproof model. Welp. Thanks for the heads up! It’s half the reason I follow you. (The other is, of course, the unbelievably refreshing snark.)

  • dollface34

    phew, i’m actually really glad that it isn’t more powerful, you’ve saved me £40 there haha

  • dollface34

    but I do love the red colour, they should make mias in every colour under the sun, p.s azealia banks definitely has a mia, she tweeted about it!

  • Adriana

    I was curious about the 1.2 or whatever versus the 2. Still, I like the red.

  • somebody

    Thank you for this review. I love my Mia that I bought last summer since, while I adore my Wahl, sometimes it is nice to have a less intense and more travel-friendly option. The idea of a drastically more powerful Mia 2 that would still offer Lelo’s super low settings as well for warming up was oh so very tempting, but since I am someone who doesn’t like vibration patterns and finds using toys in the tub awkward and un-fun, I can now stop coveting it.

  • solitudinarian

    Yeah, those cuffs would never hold me. I discovered when trying to purchase a hat that my head is in fact huge, so no blindfold for me either.

    I was confused about the difference between Mia 2 and the earlier version, but you cleared that up!

  • fire

    I love my older Mias (all of them. aldkfjlakdsfj I need to stop buying them), but I especially love the waterproof addition and the sound of the “weirder” vibration patterns you mentioned. Your picture is also lovely and makes me covet the red Mia 2.

  • Alexander

    Just browsing through your site, couldn’t help but notice the link to the Luna Beads at the end of this article leads to Lelo’s affiliate program, not to the product (I think the product’s URL was changed, but perhaps you’d still like to know). Great writing style, from what I’ve read so far.

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  • Love the swanky red color! Hopefully they’ll make a “3” version that’s ACTUALLY more powerful… still a bit tame in my book!

  • Bonfiresteph

    I just wanted to say thank you so much. Because of you I had the confidence to buy my very first sex toy (the mia 2) and I couldn’t be happier! I hope you stay in this business for a long while, because I really want to learn a lot and figure out what I like, and this blog is helping me immensely. Thanks again, my genitals and I appreciate it!

  • Aww, thank you! I’m so glad!

  • FieryRed

    You’re in the right place! I thought I already knew a lot about sex and my body, and a good amount about sex toys, but I’ve still learned a lot from Epiphora.

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