The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
