It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a... Keep Reading
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,... Keep Reading
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Keep Reading
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the... Keep Reading
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an... Keep Reading
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of... Keep Reading
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols... Keep Reading
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the... Keep Reading
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These... Keep Reading
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or... Keep Reading
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par... Keep Reading
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a... Keep Reading
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s... Keep Reading
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to... Keep Reading
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:... Keep Reading
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first... Keep Reading
