Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
