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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

March 16, 2022
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
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Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

February 18, 2021
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Review: Mystic Wand Rechargeable

January 28, 2017
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...
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Review: Siri 2

May 21, 2016
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
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Review: Ora 2

December 15, 2014
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
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Review: Comet II Wand

April 19, 2014
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
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Review: Gigi 2

February 17, 2014
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep...
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Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Original

December 3, 2013
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
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Review: Mia 2 and Adore Me Pleasure Set

February 4, 2013
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
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Review: Mona 2

November 12, 2012
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
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Review: Sqweel 2

October 31, 2012
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
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Review: Duet

June 11, 2012
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
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Review: Mia (new version)

February 21, 2011
LELO is a sex toy company that listens to people. When consumers loved their uniquely-shaped Gigi, they invented a dildo version named...
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