How truly majestic is this new uncut dildo from New York Toy Collective? And I thought Carter was beefy — this toy is 2.5″ in diameter! In keeping with their “let’s name sex toys after people” theme, it is called… Leroy. Yeah. Well.
Here’s Fun Factory’s new idea: battery-operated toys that can be upgraded with rechargeable batteries which charge in the toy itself. OK, but I’m a little distracted by those devil horn cervix ticklers?! Take your mind off it with their Bootie Ring, a butt plug and cock ring combo that reminds me of the Rocks Off Ro-Zen.
I truly do not understand why you’d want to hoist something this monstrous onto your junk, even for an automated synced-to-porn experience, but okay: the Fleshlight Launch.
On the other end of the wand spectrum, there’s a new one called Le Wand that is quite obviously a rip-off of both the Doxy and the Magic Wand Rechargeable. If you like your wands with a side of arrogance, have at it.
There’s a new Sybian attachment called the G-Egg (because wow, I guess we are still putting G- in front of things?). This is maybe a good time for me to remind you that the Sybian remains a disappointment.