GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, I suggest getting it now. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand, sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Best of all? You can stay in your pajamas! In fact, I ENCOURAGE IT!
As always, I have many exclusive codes you won’t find anywhere but here, giving you special discounts and an array of free stuff: a mystery glass toy, rainbow glitter clutch (!!!), and even a swag pack of toy bag, stickers, and a tiny dildo! I’ve wheedled many companies to run sales for an entire week, so there’s less scrambling and more sitting back in your easy chair laughing maniacally at your good fortune. Hell yeah.
What are you waiting for? Scroll down and get shoppin’!
Live outside the US? Get 10% off at international shop Lovehoney, 20% off at Passionfruit (AU/NZ) on 11/27 AEDT, or 25% off at Canadian shop Come As You Are. (Also, Americans take note: the exchange rate is VERY MUCH in your favor.)
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SheVibe is my favorite online shop EVER. Not only is it run by amazing peoplewho care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. It’s a one-stop-shopping locale for sure. This year, we set up an exclusive deal for you: 15% off my favorite items with code PIPH, no minimum order, through Monday.
SheVibe also has an escalating sale going on: the more you buy, the more you save!
10% off orders $75+ and free US shipping at SheVibe with code VIBE10
15% off orders $100+ and free US shipping at SheVibe with code VIBE15
20% off orders $125+ and free US shipping at SheVibe with code VIBE20
25% off orders $325+ andfree US shipping at SheVibe with code VIBE25
BEST FOR: Americans wanting to take advantage of the redonk exchange rate, or Canadians, eh.
Thursday through Sunday EST, get a steep 25% off at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are with code BFCM. My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American, many toys are at their best price anywhere.1 For example!
BEST FOR: positioning pillows and waterproof sex blankets, oh my!
Get 30% off at Liberator with code BLACKFRIDAY, plus various free gifts (see below) and free shipping in the continental U.S. with orders over $75, though Tuesday 12/1.2 They sell a bunch of sex toys too, and therefore the Pure Wand is only $80 and the We-Vibe Tango is $55!
Need to prop yourself up better, during sex or (let’s be honest) otherwise? Liberator’s supportive and comfy positioning pillows are amazing; my favorite is the classic Wedge. They also make the lifesaving Fascinator Throe, a waterproof blanket. Squirters rejoice!
It’s trueeee, you can get 15% off my favorites at Spectrum Boutique now through Wednesday 12/2 EST with code PIPH2020! No minimum purchase to get this discount! They’re also slashing prices on a bunch of specific brands through 12/2 (my code won’t give an additional discount on these):
Spectrum is a modern online sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Run by none other than Zoë Ligon, their curated selection is extremely on point. And my taste is obviously great, so take advantage!
Best of all? If you spend $129+ (after discount — try throwing in a bottle of lube to get there), use code PIPHBF to get a swag pack including a free Toybag M(which you must add to your cart first!), adorable gnome stickers, and tiny Patchy Paul dildo like the one I have. Noice!
What should you get? I mean, the self-thrusting Stronic G, Stronic Surf, and Sundaze stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that life. I’m obsessed with the versatile Volta, which is easily my favorite vibrator Fun Factory makes. The Bootie is my top silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger, Patchy Paul, and Big Boss are impressively powerful vibrators for your money. Fun Factory makes solid toys, man.
Go quick and check out this sale at Smitten Kitten! Through Monday, get 20% off everything on their site (!!!), no code required. My picks are chronicled here. Feminist to the core, Smitten Kitten is a brick and mortar that deserves support in this hellish year. They slay the day with their deals on these toys in particular:
BEST FOR: supporting a legendary brick and mortar, plus free toy bag with purchase!
Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they work with me on a special deal for my readers EVERY year, and this year’s is gayer than ever. Now through Wednesday 12/2, get 15% off your entire order (after discount) with code PIPHBF. Then, if you spend over $25 you’ll get a free cotton toy bag, and if you spend over $100 you’ll get a RAINBOW CONFETTI CLUTCH!
Early to Bed is one of the greatest little brick and mortar sex shops around. They’re not afraid to call out bullshit in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day. Especially in the time of COVID, you should support them!
Been wanting something from We-Vibe or Womanizer? Get 20% off on each of their sites Thursday 11/26 (6pm EST) through Friday 12/4 with code BF20.
We-Vibe, of course, makes many exceptional toys. The Tango (my review) and Touch (my review) are some of the best small rechargeable vibes out there, and the Rave (my review) is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ vibe. I’m also a fan of the intuitive Wand, the ergonomic rabbit vibe Nova 2, and the suction toy Melt.
At Womanizer, the Pro40 is my top pick, as it strikes the best balance between size and shape, and it’s only $69 in this sale! If you want to go smaller, I also like the original Womanizer Starlet. Get 20% off anything on Womanizer’s site Thursday 11/26 (6pm EST) through Friday 12/4 with code BF20.
BEST FOR: the rumbly bullet vibe Amo (only $20 in this sale!?), plus a big discount on the popular Pulse penis toys.
The savings are excellent at Hot Octopuss, with up to 60% off their toys. The rumbly rechargeable bullet Amo is only $20 in this sale, which is WILD, and many of their well-known penis toys are deeply discounted as well. You just have to be sure to follow all the steps, including signing up for Hot Octopuss’ email list. Free easy cuffs with orders over $50.
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Stock up on your lube for the year with their sale! Thursday through Monday, get an amazing ~35% off all orders at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 4.2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are only about $8 each, or get a sample pack to test different formulas.
Looking for hot, well-shot gay porn? Get 55% off all memberships at CockyBoys! That’s less than $16/month (if you buy a year, it’s more like $8!) for tons of hot porn to keep you busy. Gorgeous humans, pristine lighting, excellent chemistry… it’s all there. Highly recommended. Do it, sign up now.
Get 15% off any subscription level to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF now through Wednesday 12/2! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. Based on Shine Louise Houston’s dyke sex cult classic The Crash Pad, CrashPadSeries.com is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.
If you’re looking for a smörgåsbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF through Wednesday 12/2. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, with videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!
Independent feminist shop Passionfruit opened its doors in Melbourne, Australia in 1998, and they ship to both Australia and New Zealand! They’re known for their carefully-selected range of sex toys, lingerie, and bondage products, and I AGREE — they stock heaps of my faves. Use code BLACKFRIDAY2020 to get 20% off storewide one day only, 11/27 (Australian Eastern Daylight Time).
BEST FOR: wrangling your social media feeds once and for all.
Need to take control of your social media scheduling? I love SmarterQueue, and it’s 40% off FOR LIFE right now for new annual customers. 30% off for new monthly customers. As long as you sign up by Monday, you’ll have until 12/6 to take advantage of this offer.
Need a discreet and attractive way to store your toys? House of Plume is a Black- and woman-owned intimate lifestyle brand focused on creating storage solutions for sex toys. Founded in 2013 in Brooklyn, Lidia Bonilla has sought to create products that live at the corner of elegance and functionality.
Gvibe’s philosophy is to create toys that haven’t existed before. They make a bunch of stuff: vibrators of various styles, cock rings, butt plugs. Notably, I’ve heard good things about the Gpop 2. Now through Monday 11/30, use code EPIPHORA to get 20% off at Gvibe.
Here’s how that works: when you buy something online from another country, your credit card/PayPal is billed in the home country’s currency, and your payment processor applies the exchange rate. So, for instance, if an American buys $100 of sex toys from CAYA in Canada, they’ll actually be charged about $76 USD. You can calculate the exchange rate in advance by Googling “100 CAD in USD,” etc. Americans are not charged duties unless their order exceeds $800.
Sale excludes Fun Factory, Magic Wand, Bathmate, b-Vibe, AVANA Face Masks, and Gift Cards.
Excludes Grab Bags, Magic Wand, Doxy, ElectraStim, lube, condoms, LA Pump, and KinkLab products.