GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, I suggest getting it now. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand, sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Best of all? You can stay in your pajamas! In fact, I ENCOURAGE IT!
As always, I have many exclusive codes you won’t find anywhere but here, giving you special discounts and an array of free stuff: a mystery glass toy, rainbow glitter clutch (!!!), and even a swag pack of toy bag, stickers, and a tiny dildo! I’ve wheedled many companies to run sales for an entire week, so there’s less scrambling and more sitting back in your easy chair laughing maniacally at your good fortune. Hell yeah.
What are you waiting for? Scroll down and get shoppin’!
Live outside the US? Get 10% off at international shop Lovehoney, 20% off at Passionfruit (AU/NZ) on 11/27 AEDT, or 25% off at Canadian shop Come As You Are. (Also, Americans take note: the exchange rate is VERY MUCH in your favor.)
Sex toy sale round-up!
- Tiered discounts at SheVibe Peepshow Toys Fleshlight, up to 25% off
- 57% off at Tantus, 55% off at CockyBoys
- 30-35% off at Sliquid Liberator
- 25% off at Come As You Are Fun Factory Crystal Delights
- 20% off at Smitten Kitten Lovehoney Good Vibes Babeland We-Vibe + Womanizer New York Toy Collective Dame Passionfruit (AU/NZ) GVibe Be a Sex Blogger
- 15% off at Early to Bed Crash Pad + PinkLabel.tv
- Various items on sale at Spectrum Boutique Hot Octopuss LELO
- If you shop at Amazon, will you use my link plz?
My favorite deals of the moment!
Here, my neurotic spreadsheet usage really pays off. Toy name links to my review.
- njoy Pure Wand for $96 at Liberator (code HOLIDAY)
- Liberator Throw for $112 at Liberator, $74 for the travel version (code HOLIDAY)
- Liberator Wedge for $78 at Liberator (code HOLIDAY)
SheVibe — up to 25% off everything
BEST FOR: my favorite things and orders over $125, for stuff like the Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, VixSkin dildos, and more unique brands such as Uberrime, New York Toy Collective, NobEssence, BS Atelier, Funkit Toys, and Hole Punch.
SheVibe is my favorite online shop EVER. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. It’s a one-stop-shopping locale for sure. This year, we set up an exclusive deal for you: 15% off my favorite items with code PIPH, no minimum order, through Monday.
SheVibe also has an escalating sale going on: the more you buy, the more you save!
- 10% off orders $75+ and free US shipping at SheVibe with code VIBE10
- 15% off orders $100+ and free US shipping at SheVibe with code VIBE15
- 20% off orders $125+ and free US shipping at SheVibe with code VIBE20
- 25% off orders $325+ andfree US shipping at SheVibe with code VIBE25
To get the higher discount, it’s best to spend over $125, so now’s the time to get a spendy but wonderful toy like the Magic Wand Rechargeable, NobEssence Seduction, or Doxy Wand. SheVibe has a very wide selection of Vixen Creations dildo colors, Liberator products, and Uberrime toys, and they’re the only shop with the reimagined Jellyfish dildo.
Of course, if you get just a couple of my favorite things, you’ll probably enter the $125+ threshold. Like the Pure Wand + Throw for squirting times, Magic Wand Plus + LuzArte Jollet for lazy masturbation, or Joque harness + Splendid for epic strap on play!
Peepshow Toys — 20% off everything + exclusive deals
BEST FOR: anyone wanting a sweeping discount, honestly. Best prices anywhere on many toys, including the njoy Pure Wand, BMS Sassy, Satisfyer Pro 2, Splendid Piph, BMS Racy, Je Joue Rabbit Bullet, We-Vibe Tango, and njoy Pure Plugs.
Once again, I went balls to the wall this year with Peepshow Toys: we set up Epiphora-exclusive deals on a bunch of my favorite toys! The discounts are staggering — up to 57% off original prices! Hop on this, yo. It’s good shit. Through Tuesday 12/1 or while supplies last.
- njoy Pure Plugs: $44-59
- Satisfyer Pro 2: $30 (savings of $40)
- We-Vibe Tango: $55 (savings of $25)
- BMS Pillow Talk Racy: $24 (savings of $12)
- njoy Pure Wand for $88 (savings of $33)
- Splendid Piph for $56 (savings of $24)
- BMS Pillow Talk Sassy for $32 (savings of $22)
Storewide savings too! Get 20% off your entire purchase at Peepshow Toys Thursday 11/26 through Tuesday 12/1 EST, no codes necessary. Browse my favorites page for ideas.
Doorbuster blowout deals offer up to 70% off specific toys while supplies last. I could list them all here, but I would die of exhaustion.
Lovehoney — 15% off
BEST FOR: international (and not!) purchases of toys I adore, especially the Womanizer Pro40, Je Joue Bullet, LELO Mona 2, Fun Factory Volta and Stronics, Je Joue Mimi, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango.
Popular worldwide sex toy shop Lovehoney is giving my peeps 20% off full price products on their US site and 15% off everything on all their other regions through Sunday 11/29. You must visit my landing page to receive the discount!
Lovehoney’s one of the only places to get the Womanizer Pro40, my favorite iteration of the popular suction toy. They also stock the Je Joue Bullet, LELO Mona 2, Fun Factory Volta and Stronics, Je Joue Mimi, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango, the great introductory Booty Buddy plug, and the best inexpensive kegel balls, the Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Balls.
This link should take you to the Lovehoney that corresponds to your location. If not, try these:
- Lovehoney US: 20% off full price products / other sale items
- Lovehoney UK: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney EU: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney Canada: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney Australia: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney NZ: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney Germany: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney France: 15% off everything / other sale items
Come As You Are (CA) — 25% off everything
BEST FOR: Americans wanting to take advantage of the redonk exchange rate, or Canadians, eh.
Thursday through Sunday EST, get a steep 25% off at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are with code BFCM. My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American, many toys are at their best price anywhere.1 For example!
- The Pure Wand is friggin’ ~$72
- The Classic Bullet is freakin’ ~$39
- The LELO Mona 2 is fuckin’ ~$104
- The Je Joue Mimi Soft is frickin’ ~$62
- The We-Vibe Tango is flippin’ ~$57
Oh yeah, and 20% of proceeds from this sale will be donated to the Native Youth Sexual Health Network, so what are you waiting for?!
Liberator — 30% off everything
BEST FOR: positioning pillows and waterproof sex blankets, oh my!
Get 30% off at Liberator with code BLACKFRIDAY, plus various free gifts (see below) and free shipping in the continental U.S. with orders over $75, though Tuesday 12/1.2 They sell a bunch of sex toys too, and therefore the Pure Wand is only $80 and the We-Vibe Tango is $55!
Need to prop yourself up better, during sex or (let’s be honest) otherwise? Liberator’s supportive and comfy positioning pillows are amazing; my favorite is the classic Wedge. They also make the lifesaving Fascinator Throw, a waterproof blanket. Squirters rejoice!
- Free Heartfelt Coasters ($25 value) with orders over $200
- Free Oxballs c-ring with any Oxballs purchase
- Free Bordeaux & Chocolat candle with any LELO purchase
- Free Womanizer tote bag with any Womanizer purchase
- Free Intimina moisturizer and accessory cleaner with Ziggy Cup purchase
Spectrum Boutique — 15% off my faves + 20-25% off specific brands
BEST FOR: items I love such as the Jollet, Magic Wand Plus, Je Joue Bullet, and BJ Dildo, and anything you want from Dame, Fun Factory, We-Vibe, Doxy, and Le Wand.
It’s trueeee, you can get 15% off my favorites at Spectrum Boutique now through Wednesday 12/2 EST with code PIPH2020! No minimum purchase to get this discount! They’re also slashing prices on a bunch of specific brands through 12/2 (my code won’t give an additional discount on these):
Spectrum is a modern online sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Run by none other than Zoà« Ligon, their curated selection is extremely on point. And my taste is obviously great, so take advantage!
Tantus — 57% off everything
BEST FOR: really really cheap silicone dildos and butt plugs, specific Tantus toys such as the Magma ($23!), Echo ($32!), Cush ($32!), and Ryder ($16!).
Holy shit, guys, it’s back: 57% off everything at Tantus, now through Monday 12/2 with code PIPHBF57. These prices are out of control, making this is the perfect time to stock up on quality silicone dildos and plugs!3
Tantus makes many things I love, all detailed on this page. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder (my review), Neo, and Juice (all less than $16 in this sale!), and some excellent dildos are the Magma (my review), Cush (my review), Echo (my review), Goddess (my review), and Sport ($17). The Super Soft C Ring ($5, yo) is also rad.
Fun Factory US — 25% off everything + free swag
BEST FOR: a big-ass discount on Fun Factory toys, such as the Stronic G and Volta, an awesome deal on the Joque, plus swag up the wazoo!
Fun Factory toys rarely go on sale, so this is big: 25% off everything at Fun Factory US plus free shipping and a free mini vibe with any Stronic4 purchase through Wednesday 12/2.
Best of all? If you spend $129+ (after discount — try throwing in a bottle of lube to get there), use code PIPHBF to get a swag pack including a free Toybag M (which you must add to your cart first!), adorable gnome stickers, and tiny Patchy Paul dildo like the one I have. Noice!
What should you get? I mean, the self-thrusting Stronic G, Stronic Surf, and Sundaze stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that life. I’m obsessed with the versatile Volta, which is easily my favorite vibrator Fun Factory makes. The Bootie is my top silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger, Patchy Paul, and Big Boss are impressively powerful vibrators for your money. Fun Factory makes solid toys, man.
P.S. the Spareparts Joque harness is only $87 in this sale!
Crystal Delights — 25% off everything + free glass toy
BEST FOR: gorgeous glass dildos and anal toys — plus a mystery toy worth $60!
Yes! This is an incredible deal from my very favorite glassmakers! Get 25% off everything at Crystal Delights through Wednesday 12/2 PST, plus a free mystery box glass toy ($60 value!) with any order $100+ with code PIPHBF. How can you resist such a thing?! Answer: you can’t, and shouldn’t!
If you prefer, Crystal Delights is also offering 30% off and a free storage bag with orders over $75 with code BFCM20, through 11/30.
Everything Crystal Delights creates is a work of art. Their new Funfetti Plug is a rainbow kaleidoscope of joy, and the Sparkle Plug glimmers for miles. They make both of my all-time favorite glass dildos, the beautimous Crystal Twist (my review) and bumpy Star Delight (my review), as well as beautiful butt plugs, some with fluffy animal tails, others with fantastically-colored tails.
Smitten Kitten — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: good-hearted folks wanting to support a progressive indie sex shop. A sweet deal on the Eroscillator, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, and Zumio.
Go quick and check out this sale at Smitten Kitten! Through Monday, get 20% off everything on their site (!!!), no code required. My picks are chronicled here. Feminist to the core, Smitten Kitten is a brick and mortar that deserves support in this hellish year. They slay the day with their deals on these toys in particular:
- Eroscillator for $88
- Magic Wand Rechargeable for $100
- Magic Wand Plus for $64
- Zumio for $79
Early to Bed — 15% off everything + free toy bag
BEST FOR: supporting a legendary brick and mortar, plus free toy bag with purchase!
Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they work with me on a special deal for my readers EVERY year, and this year’s is gayer than ever. Now through Wednesday 12/2, get 15% off your entire order (after discount) with code PIPHBF. Then, if you spend over $25 you’ll get a free cotton toy bag, and if you spend over $100 you’ll get a RAINBOW CONFETTI CLUTCH!
Early to Bed is one of the greatest little brick and mortar sex shops around. They’re not afraid to call out bullshit in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day. Especially in the time of COVID, you should support them!
We-Vibe + Womanizer — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: a rad deal on We-Vibe and Womanizer toys.
Been wanting something from We-Vibe or Womanizer? Get 20% off on each of their sites Thursday 11/26 (6pm EST) through Friday 12/4 with code BF20.
We-Vibe, of course, makes many exceptional toys. The Tango (my review) and Touch (my review) are some of the best small rechargeable vibes out there, and the Rave (my review) is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ vibe. I’m also a fan of the intuitive Wand, the ergonomic rabbit vibe Nova 2, and the suction toy Melt.
At Womanizer, the Pro40 is my top pick, as it strikes the best balance between size and shape, and it’s only $69 in this sale! If you want to go smaller, I also like the original Womanizer Starlet. Get 20% off anything on Womanizer’s site Thursday 11/26 (6pm EST) through Friday 12/4 with code BF20.
New York Toy Collective — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: handcrafted dildos, packers, and STPs!
Black-owned New York Toy Collective is a gem of this industry, and they’re offering 20% off everything through Monday, 11/30 with code FRIDAY. Shilo is their much-loved pack and play dildo, thick Carter makes me squirt every time. They also make high-quality packers, the STP Sam, and the packer/stroker Jack.
LELO — up to 50% off
BEST FOR: Siri 2, Mona 2 and international purchases of other LELO toys.
LELO’s offering discounts on select toys through Thursday, 12/3. The Siri 2 is 50% off, making it only $80 — a great deal considering it has the same power as the Mona. The Mona 2 and the butt-safe version, Loki, are 30% off. I’ve compiled my favorite products of theirs on this page, and you can see all the discounts there.
Hot Octopuss — up to 60% off
BEST FOR: the rumbly bullet vibe Amo (only $20 in this sale!?), plus a big discount on the popular Pulse penis toys.
The savings are excellent at Hot Octopuss, with up to 60% off their toys. The rumbly rechargeable bullet Amo is only $20 in this sale, which is WILD, and many of their well-known penis toys are deeply discounted as well. You just have to be sure to follow all the steps, including signing up for Hot Octopuss’ email list. Free easy cuffs with orders over $50.
Dame — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: the Kip, my new fave bullet vibe.
Get 20% off at Dame and up to 35% off sets through Monday, 11/30. Their toy Kip — a pinpoint rechargeable with rumbly vibrations — is one of my new favorite bullet vibes. I also enjoy Arc, which is curved like a dream and hits my G-spot wonderfully, and the Stash toy pouch looks very cute.
Sliquid — ~35% off everything
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Stock up on your lube for the year with their sale! Thursday through Monday, get an amazing ~35% off all orders at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 4.2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are only about $8 each, or get a sample pack to test different formulas.
I love Sliquid because they make products with ingredients you can trust, including water-based, oil-based, silicone-based, hybrid, and flavored lube, and other stuff such as massage oil, intimate wash, shaving cream, and toy cleaner.
Good Vibes + Babeland — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: sitewide discounts with no minimum.
Friday through Monday, get 20% off sitewide5 at GoodVibes. I suggest you get something from my favorites page, such as the Comet II Wand, BJ Dildo, Siren (great G-spotting from this one!), Magic Wand Rechargeable, and/or njoy Pure Wand.
Oh look! It’s 20% off everything at Babeland,6 through Monday. Visit my favorites page for ideas on what to get. Perhaps the Je Joue Rabbit Bullet or Vibratex Mystic Wand? When it comes to dildos, you can’t go wrong with anything from Vixen Creations.
Porn, porn, porn!
BEST FOR: horn dogs with good taste!
Looking for hot, well-shot gay porn? Get 55% off all memberships at CockyBoys! That’s less than $16/month (if you buy a year, it’s more like $8!) for tons of hot porn to keep you busy. Gorgeous humans, pristine lighting, excellent chemistry… it’s all there. Highly recommended. Do it, sign up now.
Get 15% off any subscription level to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF now through Wednesday 12/2! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. Based on Shine Louise Houston’s dyke sex cult classic The Crash Pad, CrashPadSeries.com is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.
If you’re looking for a smà¶rgà¥sbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF through Wednesday 12/2. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, with videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!
Passionfruit (AU/NZ) — 20% off, one day only!
BEST FOR: Australians and New Zealanders!
Independent feminist shop Passionfruit opened its doors in Melbourne, Australia in 1998, and they ship to both Australia and New Zealand! They’re known for their carefully-selected range of sex toys, lingerie, and bondage products, and I AGREE — they stock heaps of my faves. Use code BLACKFRIDAY2020 to get 20% off storewide one day only, 11/27 (Australian Eastern Daylight Time).
Fleshlight — up to 20% off
Get up to 20% off at Fleshlight and and their gay site, Fleshjack, with code JINGLEBELLS. Here are the details:
- Spend $150, get 10% off
- Spend $250, get 20% off
- Spend $350, get 20% off
Be a Sex Blogger — 20% off independent study
BEST FOR: aspiring sex bloggers!
Do you dream of becoming a sex blogger? Use code FRIDAY to save 20% on all my Business of Blogging About Sex Independent Study coursework now through Wednesday 12/2!7 This course that I teach with JoEllen Notte offers all the wisdom of our combined 15+ years blogging PLUS the input of over 30 industry experts!
Want to learn it all? From site building to content creation to social media mastery and making actual money with your blog — it’s all there. Check out the full Independent Study!
Want to select only the lessons you need? Need help setting up? Or sharpening those writing skills? Perhaps you’re most interested in monetizing your site? Or taking your brand to the next level? Our Individual Lessons let you pick what you want!
BEST FOR: wrangling your social media feeds once and for all.
Need to take control of your social media scheduling? I love SmarterQueue, and it’s 40% off FOR LIFE right now for new annual customers. 30% off for new monthly customers. As long as you sign up by Monday, you’ll have until 12/6 to take advantage of this offer.
Dreamhost — blog hosting for only $4.95!
BEST FOR: budding bloggers needing a kick in the pants to start that blog.
In related news, my awesome sex-positive host, Dreamhost, is offering their hosting starting at just $4.95/month for new customers Friday through Sunday! That’s $60 off their regular plan!
House of Plume — $20 off the Moi Box
BEST FOR: fancy sex toy storage!
Need a discreet and attractive way to store your toys? House of Plume is a Black- and woman-owned intimate lifestyle brand focused on creating storage solutions for sex toys. Founded in 2013 in Brooklyn, Lidia Bonilla has sought to create products that live at the corner of elegance and functionality.
Get $20 off the Moi Box Deluxe with code WAPBF, through Monday.
BEST FOR: your non-sex toy purchases, ’cause you love me.
If you’re shopping for non-sex-toys at Amazon, might I gently cajole you into clearing your browser cookies and using my affiliate link? I even have a special page on Amazon now listing all my favorite life essentials.
Be the coolest sex toy fanatic on the block with your very own lube dispenser (my review), over-the-door sex toy organizer, USB charging station, or plastic storage cart, and masturbate like royalty this winter with a space heater. (Life changing, I tell you.)
Or, other products I love that you should get (for yourself or as gifts): an Oontz bluetooth speaker, a sturdy-ass Camelbak water bottle, THE BEST EVER WINE OPENER, my favorite game, a Kindle, socks that somehow never stink (?! it’s a MYSTERY), and my fave nail polish top coat.
- Here’s how that works: when you buy something online from another country, your credit card/PayPal is billed in the home country’s currency, and your payment processor applies the exchange rate. So, for instance, if an American buys $100 of sex toys from CAYA in Canada, they’ll actually be charged about $76 USD. You can calculate the exchange rate in advance by Googling “100 CAD in USD,” etc. Americans are not charged duties unless their order exceeds $800.
- Sale excludes Fun Factory, Magic Wand, Bathmate, b-Vibe, AVANA Face Masks, and Gift Cards.
- Excludes Grab Bags, Magic Wand, Doxy, ElectraStim, lube, condoms, LA Pump, and KinkLab products.
- This does not include the Sundaze.
- Excludes Crave, Rodeo, and Romp.
- Excludes Crave and Romp.
- Sale pricing does not apply to add-on purchases.