Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things... Keep Reading
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used... Keep Reading
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification... Keep Reading
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am... Keep Reading
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die... Keep Reading
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun... Keep Reading
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it.... Keep Reading
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,... Keep Reading
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it... Keep Reading
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously... Keep Reading
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt.... Keep Reading
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base... Keep Reading
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof... Keep Reading
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The... Keep Reading
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,... Keep Reading
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to... Keep Reading
