Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...
It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
