I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
There’s been some hoopla and excitement surrounding this new toy company, Evolved Novelties, so when I was offered the opportunity...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
