My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
It’s okay. You can be wary of the Bswish Bnaughty Unleashed. I was too. And sadly, having tried it now,...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously...
