“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
Hi! Me again! Today I am using exclamation points a lot because I’m so excited to announce this thing! Remember...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...